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joke's on you, the Backrooms people are renting it from a landlord with a lease that forbids screwing anything into the walls! ... is what I would say, but I know you'll respond with something about adhesive-based anchors.

Oh, no. We tell renters to anchor with screw-in kits anyway and just patch the wall after.

What your landlord doesn't know won't kill them! Ours specified in the lease not to put *any* kind of nails or screws in the wall, but I'm convinced they wouldn't even know which were from the prior tenant, and it's not like they gave enough of a damn to patch those anyway.

Spackle is cheap and easy. If you tell the hardware store what it's for they'll spin up a sample size of the paint match for you. And failing that? White toothpaste in the holes just before final walk-through. They give us the Landlord Special and they can get the Tenant Special right back.

we did this with smoke detectors on the ceilings, and we didn't patch the holes.

Keep thinking one of these people is going to take a few minutes to anchor this furniture to the wall, but nobody does.

Not a single tip-over prevention kit at Cap'n Clark's Ottoman Empire. Very disappointing.

The ottoman empire has to fall eventually, or Dick Van Dyke will take care of it