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accidentally made a donation to minimum fun dot org. They only have two podcasts I can watch, they're both true crime podcasts about stuff Henry Kissinger did, and the hosts are clearly in the middle of a panic attack at all times

Hate when a skeleton is a mage because it means it reads books and went to school and that’s way scarier.

Real art isn't meant to coddle you. It's also not meant to challenge your preconceptions or evoke an emotional response. It's meant to be annoying

but god, LET IPS DIE. Even if the Devs are still around and supportive, don't you want to see the OTHER COOL SHIT they might come up with???

THE MOON

People staying on X 'because of the news you can't get here' The news on X:

We are raising the Idiom Warning Level to yellow following Zach Lowe calling a thorny subject a “complicated bottle of wax.” More as it develops

Bluesky has four kinds of users

my nuclear-grade AI hot take that’s sure to get me cancelled until kingdom come is that refusing to use AI at all is rapidly becoming an extremely privileged lifestyle choice that feels social justice-y while actually being the complete opposite

Queen of War is probably one of my favorites from the original deck compositionally, I realized too late that she’s off center but I do kind of like the implications that she’s a weapon too bsky.app/profile/hrab...

I don't think I ever watched an episode of Star Trek (science fiction isn't my thing), but I thought casting a Russian while the Cold War was still raging, to make the point that humans would get along better in the future, was a lovely touch.

How are you still writing this shit www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

trying to figure out how it is that so many people come to the conclusion that "phenomena" is singular. Some form of overcorrection?

it's kind of worrying just how many 21st/20th century American presidents you can say this about

replaying BG3 and I'm not sure which is worse, a single-player game I can't pause, or a single-player game that pretends to let you pause but doesn't

That's the haunted ham

out: Infinite scrolling in: Uncountably infinite scrolling

Look at these fucking assholes. 10/10.

Hace días que me acabé Paradise Killer, pero Paradise Killer todavía no ha acabado conmigo. No puedo dejar de pensar en el juego.

I once inherited a python system that handled about $100m in ARR. It was a single Django class that was 25k lines long and had zero tests or docs that always called out to MySQL and postgres via fork+exec rather than actually using those client libraries

feeling a little called out by this image

I can't LinkedIn post, because I'd be like: I once accidentally came to rule an entire clan of vampires at a LARP I wasn't even in. This kind of leadership is forged, not inherited: Here's how you too can go from not having a character sheet to Queen of the Malkavians in one weekend.

Lula Goes HARD

Mark Zuckerberg is straight up way more evil than Elizabeth Holmes but because he’s got a lot of money the tech press has to go to his little events and pretend his ideas are valid instead of being like “what’s up with that dumbass shirt?” and “don’t you regularly influence elections/genocides?”

I think people intuitively understand that democratic candidates tossing trans kids to the wolves is not only morally repugnant but also politically ineffective, otherwise they wouldn't freak out every time someone said they weren't voting for a democrat who did this

Metroid ending but instead of removing the suit/clothes at lower times, Samus just keeps adding more at higher times: 0-2h: Power suit 2-5h: Power suit, camisole, bike shorts 5-10h: Power suit, sun dress 10-20h: Power suit, sun dress, big floppy hat 20h+: Floor-length wizard robe, big floppy hat

my roommate trained my cat to activate the sound box on the life sized Freddy fazbear animatronic in the kitchen and it's incessant hur hur hur is causing tensions to rise amoung the polycule

“AI is intrinsically fascist and hegemonic!” I scream as I eject all people who aren’t able-bodied English speakers who can employ their own teams of artisans from my community

We have hit 200% the goal at 10k, unlocking the booklet stretch goal in 9 days cant express my gratitude enough, thank you all so much

today is your reminder that the 'Guennol Lioness', a proto-Elamite statuette, confirms evidence that humans have been hot for massive furry women since at least 5000ish BCE, contemporary with our invention of the wheel and the first cohesive writing systems

[thinking about the gameboy color Grinch game with the slutty minxy Grinch the artist clearly wanted to fuck] hm.

Flying my freak flag upside down to signal distress

Game developers who plan to release a game on #Steam: the time for a build review displayed is completely outdated! It used to be 3-5 days, but nowadays, it takes around 2 weeks for each round of review. You might need 4-6 weeks if have fixes to make. Plan accordingly!