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Three months away? Do you think Mitch has had a boob job and needed time to recover?

It's not like he's going to be cast out with no pension or healthcare if he retires now. Geez, he's probably already dead.

he is still around?

Yes they did and yes they are.

Mitch McConnell with President Trump on the White House lawn this morning

In a box or urn?

He simply cannot be dead or they would have had to register a death certificate.

Surprisingly his recovery will be ended with an update stating he “just” had a stroke and will need more time.

Absolutely gobsmacked how this can be happening. If you or I were to check out for 3 months, we'd be called out + fired for job abandonment.

im picturing Mike Johnson talking to the shriveled corpse in a rocking chair- calling it Mother

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This is why they all took off. They all needed to be at Mitch's to rig him up to move like he's alive. They've made advances since Bernie.

This will totally screw up yet another agreed upon leftist conspiracy theory narrative.

Return where ? In the Rotunda ? On display in a fancy box ?

Am I a bad person for hoping he's braindead? After all he's done to help bring about this mess, I feel he deserves it.

Is this gonna be like weekend at Bernie’s or bad AI?

Pope John Paul vibes , sack barrow thunderbirds styleee.

Well, I guess you’re never going to believe it, cuz you’re never gonna see it! I know these traitors aren’t above doin despicable shit, but I don’t think they’re gonna roll a corpse onto the floor of the Senate!

If they wheel McConnell onto the Senate floor, the smell will be worse than Trumb.

And did he get 3 months of fully paid sick leave at out tax payer expense?!

He's dead. It takes time to look for a doppelganger who is willing to sell their soul to them and go against the American people.

We’ll see, man.

Waiting.

It took this long for Republicans to find a suitable look alike. I demand a DNA test, when this new fraud shows up. It's not going to be the real Moscow Mitch.

A Mitch McConnell look alike will arrive.

A better question can he perform his duty proportionally to his payscale? Or will be a welfare case?

A better question can he perform his duty proportionally to his payscale? Or will be a welfare case?

👻

Makes one wonder if he is still receiving social security. Is insurance receiving claims and paying them? Seems that would be fraud.

🤭🤭🤭I’m not holding my breath

They better not let him get wet, the technology just isn't there yet.

Maybe he'll return to lie in state.

Allegedly.🙄

These older lawmakers ( and some younger ) have raised themselves up to be some kind of god like deity. They live in a self centered bubble. It’s past time we woke them and popped the bubble.

I’m reminded of Dianne Feinstein being wheeled in as her head was unable to stay up. She had an aide help her vote. How does this help their constituents? I’m old & active, but I’m not vain enough to think I still have the stamina to do the job properly.

Ageism isn’t the answer. Voters in Kentucky of all ages continued to put McConnell back in office decade after decade. What you’re proposing is that no one under a certain age or over a certain age is due representation.

Great. One more of the undead in the Senate.

Watch the video, he is now the puppet. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Mitch returning in his new mobility suit! Complete with respirator! 🤣

I’m amazed that the senate worked that much

Look for someone standing close to Mitch and whose mouth twitches whenever Mitch is "talking."

"in 2 weeks"

Well it is about time for these fuckerz to try something stupid again. Maybe with a taxidermist and a tesla robot 🤖 this time. It might even be entertaining 😅

Do they still call it taxidermy when it’s on humans? 🤔

Maybe this was a planned distraction from Epstein, and he's been giggling at us in an inner room of his home all this time. Once people stopped mentioning it so often, its time for a new distraction from Epstein. Beware.

Why are we still paying him? Isn't his sick time used up yet?

McConnell will be back to eat more brains but the brainless conservative GOP caucus isn't worried.

The GOP, they’re a law unto themselves, centered on hypocrisy. House confirmation of new members, SCOTUS, election timing and confirmation Pick any subject, war, tariffs, prices, rule of law, ad nauseam..

One of the top 5 worst Americans in history

If he appears, he should be immediately drug tested.

Weekend At Bernies

💙🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛💙 The Republican Party may have found another box turtle hybrid human…..A Mitch McConnell look a like…😂

YES, Christopher Webb. We need PROOF OF LIFE.

In a coffin?

If they roll him out, I demand someone poke him hard with a sharp stick to make sure he responds to pain.

Right on. It will go down like this: The day before Mitch's return....we are saddened to report he has passed due to heart failure after a serious fall. It will be a closed casket service...

Can’t we call 911 for a welfare check, he’s been missing for quite some time now.

The degenerate criminal Republicans will come up with some new excuse for why McConnell doesn't show up. They will have to, since that worthless piece of shit has already been dead for two months.

He'll be laying in state in the rotunda...

I’m thinking Weekend at Bernie’s style

Bets on his sudden passing before the three weeks.

He'll fall out of a three story window the night before...

Go ahead...place a bet on that....suckers!!

Looking good, Mitch!

This is complete BS. James Comer was asked if McConnell would return when the Senate returns from its break. He said: "I expect that. I sure hope so". Comer then admitted he has not spoken to McConnell, and that McConnell's staff has said it's their "goal" but there are NO SCHEDULING ANNOUNCEMENTS.

This is very exciting. It's like awaiting Lazarus. Just one week away. I can't wait for the excuse why Mitch couldn't do any video and couldn't talk to Beshear. This should be good.

It's probably a Mitch McConnell look alike

That doesn't really mean he's still alive. They could just wheel in his corpse and no one would know the difference.

With Chinese spy Elaine chow

All those years in the senate and he doesn’t get his Public Viewing. Of course when he was around it was kind of like….

Will he be in an urn?

Not going to smell very fresh

I continue to wonder if they have spent all this time finding and grooming a Mitch lookalike to puppet in his senate seat. Or perhaps Musk has been contracted to build them one.

So he woke up from his vegetative coma?

See “Weekend At Bernie’s” for visual references

Stuffed, as a mascot?

Madame Toussaint has been busy

Even Hollywood producers wouldn't buy this story. For too long, American voters have let the do-nothing traitors and cowards in Congress get fat and lazy on the dole. They work only a few months, are paid well, have the best benefits and pensions taxpayers can provide, and we’re left to rot.

Returning in an Urn.

They got Mitch a wheelchair

Lol.. that gif is hilarious.

And if he's not, might as well be.

That man is dead, they’re going to roll out the new Mitch 3.0 AI

Is there anything on Polymarket about a Mitch McConnell death announcement in the next 7 days?

why should we be upset about MMC missing 60 votes? That is GOOD.

But now they are going to allow him to work and vote from home. WRONG

Remember when Former Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin faced was hospitalized multiple times in early 2024 for complications related to prostate cancer and Biden wasn't told for 3 days and Republicans went apeshit?

And how much are we paying for his staff to stand around and do nothing? How much work can they actually be doing?

You mean his body will lie in state, that's how he's gonna show up! He's dead!

😆😂🤣

Like John Gill from the Star Trek Original Series, propped up by Nazis...

If Comer really did have a conversation with staffers, the key word from that statement was "hoping". Next week staffers will say McConnell had a setback and postpone the date of his return. They will keep playing this game until at least after the midterms.

If he shows up Sept 14 he's got some explaining to do. If he doesn't the democrats must visit him in person that very day.

Three months away and sixty-plus missed votes isn't a scheduling quirk — it's a seat going dark. Staff updates and staged photos don't cast floor votes. If representation can vanish this long with almost no public accounting, who is that office still answerable to?

Cheating democracy to the end… and beyond

Weekend at Bernie's!

He's not returning, unless he's a zombie or has a doppelganger

Took Disney that long to add the animatronics???

Here he comes!

I will believe it when I see it too

Ah, so he's "alive" enough to go back to finish the job of destroying U.S. democracy. He probably thinks there may be one shred of it left hiding in a corner under a dust bunny. He won't die until it's binned.

The only way Mitch returns to the Capitol is lying in state in the Rotunda.

Because it's taken Elon all this time to create a Mitch–Bot to replace the original.

On VHS,not at the movies.

Can an urn vote?

Hold on I'll call him

Why hasn't McConnell's wife given presser or an interview?

Well, he’s done a LOT LESS damage to the American people this way…!

you mean, as ghost?!

This is elder abuse. He should be in a coffin.

I honestly don’t give a fuck if he’s dead.

Mitch arriving like