What The Bert

Is Whoren Hoebert an acceptable nickname?

Kennedy == Herbert the Pervert. The whistle gives it away.

Politics or Football tonight? Ironically, both events feature fake patriots.

Canada, you own the channel and the locks. Stop being nice, we know you're nice but sock it to the orange motherfucker! 5000% tariffs on every American boat that goes through.

A snowflake trigger.

I thought The Toddler had his own plane... www.foxnews.com/travel/fligh...

Up in Rocky Mountain National Park yesterday. I was riding my motorcycle up Old Fall River Road. Around 12,000 feet there were several bull elk grazing near the road. They're in velvet so they are still buddies for now. I was really hoping one of them would take a swim...

Watching Nancy Mace ranting the other day it dawned on me where I'd seen that look before.

If we all got together and really really thought about a certain thing happening, would it happen? Can we try?

Oh no!

Santana at Red Rocks in Colorado tonight! The man has lost none of his guitar power! Great show! Great venue! Great crowd! Red Rocks is a natural amphitheater in the foothills above Denver. Artists love to play here, because of the unique setting. It's a relief from stadiums and stuffy theaters.

“Please tell me you love him.” (Turns off comments) Moron.

Bears were out today. I saw two moms, one with two cubs and this one with a single cub. A meadow in Mesa Verde NP in Colorado. Cars stopped. Everybody stayed by their vehicles. There’s still hope for humanity. They’re black bears even though they’re not black. It’s a variant called cinnamon bear.

WOW! This ad from Iran.

Putting up AI garbage and then turning off comments. Weak.

"He wanted to kiss me" "They were down to working one hour a week" "Biljuns and Biljuns" OMFG

Bishop Castle in Rye, Colorado along the Greenhorn Highway in the Wet Mountains. This is the top of a spiral staircase going up to 165 feet.

On a dark desert highway...

Talons.

I do a lot of time lapses. Lots of times I end up with just some clouds flying by, maybe some red... Every once in a while it becomes magical. A carpet of clouds above, but a gap of clear sky at the horizon so the setting sun shines through and hits the clouds with red light from below.

Eagle with three wings.

Genesis - The Knife. Seems appropriate. The song was written after the Kent State student murders in Ohio. Warning: Graphic Lyrics. youtu.be/v719eZmXRdE?...

Check out homie who wanted to play the IQ card... I keep that Mensa cake picture on hand just for such occasions.

Just cruising around with my wife on the Goldwing, and suddenly we’re storm chasers! It was a short lived twister. Lucky us. This storm dropped a ridiculous amount of rain/hail on us. Near Anton, Colorado.

I wish trump would wake up with a conscience.

Whatever happened to Greenland, Canada and Panama? Typical TACO.

Iran may not have been working on a bomb last week, but you can bet your sweet ass they are determined to get one now

I'm sure he hates this photo, so please do not post and repost this all over the Interwebs!

Went to see Thunderbolts* the other night. Pretty decent movie. Not the usual superhero dribble. But I swear every time Julia Louis-Dreyfuss was on the screen, all I could see was Tulsi Gabbard. I suppose when the movie about the trump disaster years is made in 2029, she's a shoe-in for the part.

How many illegal foreign donations will Trump collect this week? 🤔

so, arresting judges should be more than enough reason for complete obstruction at in the house and senate. complete obstruction. anything you can do. interrupt proceedings, deny consent, holds on nominations. everything.

I hope Carlos is alright. www.syracuse.com/entertainmen...

This

You’re taking a nice walk, you’re out and touching grass, and then BAM. Out of nowhere, a crime against nature appears: a Cybertruck.

Springtime in Colorado…

Someone please explain how mike johnson can be a real christian believer while doing the things he's doing to serve mammon? Does he think he's EVER going to be allowed into heaven? My money is on him not actually believing in god, because otherwise he should be scared shitless of the afterlife.

I went to the store today. I bought a thing, and paid some money. Then I told the store clerk he now had to buy something from me, for the same amount of money, or else I'd charge him a tariff. That's EXACTLY how tariffs work.

Denver Today!

Well, I've lost my faith in Voodoo.

Feels like trump and musk are now just throwing the USA against the wall to see what sticks. We're all ketchup.