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My apes! Gone!

Happens to all of us sooner or later. That said, I don't post about it when it happens to me.

She bonk, she bonk, she bonk

I know I am just a flat elf and don't actually understand all human goings on, but isn't it dangerous to insert your "bonk" into a sea monster?

🏅

Meanwhile I'm over here sippin on my slurp juice and nodding.

She Bonk on my Kraken until I withdraw. I’m a fucking idiot

I need my Bonk right now to top up my Slurp Juices!!

You'll be singing a different tune if this panic spreads to Scrazoo...

Fortunately I keep all my Bonk in my Wuptus....

Thoughts and prayers

You know the old saying "You can take the Kraken out of the Bonk...."

Possibly the funniest sentence ever written.

if this was Bonk retaining Kraken it would make more sense, because you could say RELEASE THE KRAKEN and be fully justified

Omfg you’re not even making those terms up.

This so sounds like something related to dirty old men. Was Kraken started by a prepubescent teen?

Yours is clearly the token withdrawal.

Theeeeere it is.

If your bonk lasts more than 4 hours please seek medical attention

"Kraken has temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals of Bonk due to an ongoing incident affecting the token, according to its website" reads like a line from The Jetsons (but for "according to its website").

Bonks!

I didn't know he came out of retirement to play for Seattle.

Humans are so hard to understand. Especially the mating rituals.

Crypto is bullshit so it’s hilarious

Who would bonk a kraken?

sounds like you need to call youtu.be/OYBZrRCCrXE

This might be the first time ive felt to old for a sentence.

“Please. My Bonk. She’s very sick.”

Mel Brooks would throw his hands up in frustration saying, "How am supposed to top THAT?!" You couldn't make this any funnier than it is in reality.

You should always use a bonk with a flared base to make sure you can actually withdraw it from your kraken when you're done bonking.

Oh, I've seen this hentai!

I'm laughing because I exchanged all my bonks for slurp juices last week

I'm adding to my financial adage Never invest in anything you don't understand and never invest in anything with a silly name.

What of dipshit sees something called 'Bonk' sold on a site named 'Kraken' and thinks "This seems like a totally safe and legit way to invest my money. Totally not at all a scam. Have my moneys please."?

Explain this post to someone from 1996.

Bonking the Kraken… is that what the kids are calling it now?

I don’t want to start the day with a search for a G-I-F of an N-F-T 😔

Never Bonk a Kraken..

only laughing on the inside - crying* on the outside *because of laughing so hard

All my bonk are gone

You don't have a backup slurp juice for your gas tokens?

All my bonks, gone