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um. he's just NOW figuring this out?

10+ years in and most of them still haven't figured this out.

What's most disturbing is that he never considered just doing the right thing. He can't take that back now.

It’s almost like he should have served his constituents instead of his King.

area man wakes up, realizes he had civics class in middle school, and remembers that the Senate could have voted to convict.

He still doesn't get it. No amount of slavish adherence will dissuade trump from throwing everyone under the bus. Under the bus is the inescapable destination.

I kind of love he did this interview with NYT, which, by itself, will drive some folks crazy

That's for sure!!

Cue the leopards

This man didn’t just figure this out. He knew it all along.

Finally realized that?

This guy is quite an idiot. Of all that what publicly known - did he think he is special? Does anyone think he is special to a narcissist?!? Either he thought he is so devotional to Trump by doing anythig - then he is too stupid and corrupt for this job. Or he made deals - treasonous and stupid.

I never thought the leopards would eat MY face.

Clearly Cornyn is unaware of Michael Cohen 🙄

So Cornyn is woke?

"One morning, John Cornyn woke up to find himself transformed into a servile lickspittle."

It's like reflecting on the aftermath of putting the frozen turkey in the deep fryer that was too close to the house.

Well… duh

Area Man takes off blindfold after (checks notes) ten years and realize he has been wading deeper and deeper into a sewer.

How did he just now come to this realization? #ETTD was from Trump 1.0, after all.

Area Sugar Maple Tree Realizes It’s a Sap.

Wisdom always comes at a cost

None of his concern, apparently

LOL 😆, totally The reality is, he gave up his spine and now he choose to whine.

I'm glad you do what you do but, you could do @theonion.com

I mean...did he think he was special...chump only cares for himself..Wake up

Also a quisling, abetting an enemy takeover of our country.

Area Chump Now Realizes People Screaming Constant Warnings About Oncoming Train Weren’t “Just a Dumb Bunch of Hysterical Hippie Fruits”

Duh.

area man wants someone to share his distress after many years of unwillingness to share other peoples' distress.

Took him 10 years to realize what most people when in a week

Hello!? Sen Cornyn!, You know damn well that Texans like me have been reaching out to you for YEARS …..and you didn’t do a thing because you had to do what daddy said. Bye Too bad so sad. PS-you milked that job for decades, it was time to retire anyway.

Please - define fascism for the white men who think it will never bite THEM.

Yeah, but, see, back then, they were riding the tiger and Tobias and Lindseying the obvious outcome being telegraphed to them.

"I never thought the leopard would eat my face..."

And Cornyn is surprised. Gee I'm not.

Like, duh.

👏👏👏👏

And yet he still does almost 100 percent of what Trump wants. What a spineless worm!

They always "act" surprised like that orange pigfaced psycho they buttered up to was never a flagrantly obvious malignant narcissistic POS. Gee, John, now that you'll be unemployed, might I suggest a mind-boggling read called "The Epstein Files."

He turns on everyone when they reach the point of having no further value for him to exploit. it‘s not what have you done for me lately, it’s what could you do for me in the future. There’s no other qualification to exist in his world.

Area Man's face eaten by cheetahs.