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Now without Hulk Hogan to fuck things up (best article your website has put out ever).

Gonna need Patrick's "Make America Newsletter" tank in the Defector shop asap.

But doctor, I already subscribe to Defector

Left handed mouse!

patrick in his element

Only four people write all those blogs???

Can I get more information about the protein inhaler...for dogs?

putting my phone in my mouth to see if i have the sublingual subscription

1:04: dying.

Once again, the commentariat gets no respect.

what if my boss is anti-ham?

The way Taylor clicks the mouse is unnerving. Why does his hand come completely off before clicking?! It’s not natural!

EVEN HAM

Between wrapping up reports, taking looks before EOD, and responding appropriately to my coworkers' subtle barbs, I'm always on the go. Luckily, Defector is a great fit for my busy lifestyle. Sports, politics, current events, and human interest - with Defector, it's only a click away!

Hilarious. I gotta know: who wrote the ad?

Agreed about the defenestration.

Missed @drewmagary.bsky.social from the zoom call. Feel like he's too good for ad work now that he's out of the industry.

I literally was on the Discord and still checked it

Patrick always a bit too close to these things for my liking