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GETTING BULLSHIT 'ROUGHING THE PASSER' CALLS IN THE EAGLES FAVOR BECAUSE WE HAVE A WHITE QB AGAIN] "oh, damn, I forgot how funny those are, lmao"

I knew the Dallas D was ass but I didn't know they were ASS ass.

This is disappointing because I thought Brazil went far enough in stopping Bolsonaro, and obviously they did not. But also heartening because we know that as Americans we need to go even farther in destroying the Republican Party and its enablers.

I think Oregon would have had a disappointing season no matter what but I keep thinking about the butterfly effects of that super-duper-mega cheapshot on Dante Moore. how many wins did it cost them, how many guys will get fired, how far will his draft position fall

The Sixers have a #0 and a #00. I didn’t know that was legal.

Incredible vignette while walking Miga: bent-over old guy in newsboy cap unlocks his giant $70k Genesis SUV while smoking a cigar. His cell phone rings. The custom ringtone? The Godfather theme. He squints at the phone, puts it to his ear, and shouts “WHAT PART OF ‘FUCK EM’ DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND”

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

I wanna boo whoever the one guy was. Unless he referred to Vance as "couchfucker".

in a dark sort of irony, this too is gender: we displace agency from men onto women as a way of excusing their abuse—what did you say to make him hit you? likewise, the (male-coded) political right is always understood as being provoked by the (female & queer-coded) left

RIP Viper

"F*** you Brady" Its like music to my ears.

As far as I can tell, literally every article on this quotes the same "expert" — a former estranged father who has an entire blog dedicated to absolving parents of any responsibility. He also sells $995 "consultations" where he will blame your kids for cutting you off.

I'm not kidding, the guy simply has to be at the very least deported at the end of this. If we're doing "he's not from here" shit, he is the most not from here guy alive. He needs jail or deportation the second it's viable to do it.

"To the extent columns exist mainly to air editors/columnist anxieties, pretty funny progression from “affirmative action is bad” (my kids are applying for college soon) to “the woke campus mob” (my kids disagreed with me/dyed their hair) to this (my kids wont talk to me) bsky.app/profile/jjin...

Elissa Slotkin out here demonstrating the vast gulf between a shitty Democrat & the best Republican

When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in. The joy on their faces says it all.

Emperor Vitellius may not have known the North American continent existed but he was spiritually from New Jersey

Impressive that he’s managing to run for office from 1872

Got a temp-to-perm job working in a warehouse. First shift they had me sweeping. Terrible allergic reaction to whatever was in the warehouse, took three Benadryl and left at lunch, didn't go back.

As James Baldwin wrote so beautifully: "I love America more than any other country in the world and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually." That's patriotic love. Healthy, I formed criticism with the goal of understanding and improving.

my hot take is that x is in fact still important for anyone following international affairs. but given how noticeably and publicly brains get pickled from x-immersion, i think anyone with a medical history of being a dope (for example, crypto-optimism) should practice self care and abstain

she's in good company. hegseth and patel have never passed a bar either

I said this in a thread last night and in a thousand threads before it, but you really are doing the work of those who would destroy democracy and the rule of law when you are a doomer. You can be aware of — and vigorously oppose — the lawlessness of this administration without insisting on doom.

I cannot even imagine how rude that store clerk must have been to Kelly Clarkson for her to not only make that Tweet but respond to their reply by calling them a liar. Like the employee was channeling the maitre d' from Ferris Bueller's Day Off or something.

Ruin a book by adding a word: The Great Value Gatsby White Pride and Prejudice The Feminine X-Man Mystique Twenty Thousand Fantasy Leagues Under the Sea

Never seen a band as dedicated to not playing their hits as AFI. They had five songs that got big time radio play and we heard two of them, lol.

statler and waldorf but it’s al-sayed and ossoff heckling republicans

Davey Havok still looks like Ben Stiller-playing-Jim Croce

Nothing against this band but I didn’t like slow/mid tempo synth pop in the 80s and it isn’t any better now.

The opener has no drummer which reminds me of the Fistful of Assholes band from Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist.

At the Starland Ballroom for a punk show like it’s 2007 or some shit.

Catching up on Breihan's Number Ones columns, and throwing it out there yet again that "Surface Pressure" is the best Disney song ever and it's a shame that Bruno (which is fine) is the one that became the #1 hit.

Alternately - “Ooh! Ahh! Up the RA!”

images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"

All due respect to our great blue cities across the nation - all wonderful places to be! - but nowhere is going to deliver on the Day When It Finally Happens like our hatin’ asses in Philadelphia.

"Magnets. How do they work?"

this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites

Nobody find this guy. Don't make us learn another thing about him. No podcast appearances, no visits to Good Day Philadelphia. Just let this bloated drunk struggling to spit out "unstmost" be a beautiful uncomplicated thing, thank you

man I would like one fucking electorate - one! - to remember that fascism is bad for more than five minutes at a time