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That's the name he had when I learned of his existence from SomethingAwful

Oh yeah, in Johannesburg, South Africa we had a very large church with a huge statue of Jesus in our community on top of a hill. Struck by lightning- twice and fell apart. Hill is now empty.

"look upon my works ye mighty and despair" the works:

Reminds me of a statue in Michigan's Upper Peninsula the locals refer to as Spider Jesus. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_E....

Yeah, I remember that being the more common nickname. But that's just not what I saw.

used to drive past the new Jesus every weekend on I-75 on the way to my gf’s house and think about that fateful night.

Oh, you mean Big Butter Jesus, with the song made about it and everything? youtu.be/_-ksuOaI61g?...

It says something about these evangelicals that an atheist with 2 minutes and a google search can see things in their religion that they clearly missed lol Wait I just expressed the sin of pride oh no-- 🌩️

I guess God wasn't such a big fan of that thing. I would respect his wishes.

Well they didn't make it from gold, silver, bronze, iron, and clay so they avoided one fate, but flammable material invited another

How many signs from god do you need to figure out you're doing something wrong?

"Help! I'm drowning" Jesus.

Like at least do it Buddy Christ style if you're gonna rebuild a monumental affront to the Lord.

Gotta keep the idolatry low-key or it's gonna be struck down again

They do not get to claim the name touchdown Jesus I will fight them over this

Christ the Terminator

A bit disappointed the skeleton didn't include a skull, ribcage, etc

There's even a song about it youtu.be/XWF8_rZnwLA?...

Completely unrelated, but I stumbled across this yesterday on Wikipedia and just wanted to share

This is why. If you want to raise a monument to something you love you don't use plastic.

I think that's a good indication not to rebuild it.

But was he?

Oh my god I forgot about this

When you are sent a sign, but don't believe in it.

Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair lol

Apparently Zeus is still around

I'm guessing the insurance didn't cover "acts of God"

Big Butter Jesus!