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It’s 2033. Your salary is Kalshi Bucks. You spend the last of your paycheck predicting your neighbor’s next breakfast cereal choice on Amazon. DraftKings Sportsbook hasn’t sent your monthly rations yet. Polymarket is the 49th President of the United States.

Obrigado, povo brasileiro! 📸 Ricardo Stuckert

NIXON'S THE ONE!

RIP to this angel

You're right.

Stormed Norman.

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image from the "Seoul Grand Park" page. hmm

Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.

Best waste of half an hour in a while: Do as the founders intended and play The Onion Voting Simulator 3D! onionvs.b-cdn.net/s/played_ste...

Horrifying: Arizona Democratic congressional candidate Bernadette Greene-Placentia was raped by a man after he knocked her out. Another man approached her to do the same. “She began swinging her foot at him. ‘Not even worth it,’ she heard the man say as he moved away.”

Balkans this week: Kosovo 🇽🇰 elected first Catholic President Serbia 🇷🇸 got first Lesbian President Bosnia 🇧🇦 elected 3 Presidents (2 female) Albanian 🇦🇱 capital Tirana's mayor will run the city as an Al avatar from prison

wildest opening to a campaign text message I’ve ever seen.

that nigel sounds really cool.

The last time the Reds successfully converted a save opportunity in the postseason was Game 2 of the 1995 NLDS against the Dodgers. Brett Butler, who turns 70 in 8 months, played in that game.

awoke this morning with a Vision

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

Oh god, please not another Darnell Washington game against the Bengals.

Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.

explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died

Found this video on Reddit of JFK’s golf swing. (Credit to u/Hubbled who posted the original.)

whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.

jason benetti you are my GOAT

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

GOP canceling events in deep red Kentucky: “One of Northern Kentucky’s largest near-annual conservative political events has been canceled. Eric Deters, the organizer of Patriots Day Freedom Fest, announced in a Facebook video that he was canceling the event due to a lack of VIP ticket sales.”

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

bengals 2-0 & tomlin beefing with the browns? great start to the 2026 nfl season.

Coaches poll just dropped and OH MY GOD UMASS RECEIVING VOTES

Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible

CBS takeover failed, gas prices astronomical, food prices correspondingly astronomical, AI backlash growing, Iran war total quagmire. The only success this admin has had is protecting sexual abusers from accountability and making bank from crypto schemes.

we have to see at least one mike tomlin minecraft segment this season

Here we go again. #Bengals #WhoDey

fuck, now this is some content

HAPPY FRASIER CRANE DAY

So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.

Bring it home, Haotong! 🇨🇳 #IrishOpen #TheMostHandsomeManInChina

45 years ago today, the Reagan administration suggested school lunch administrators stretch the definition of “vegetable” to include things like ketchup and relish!!! btw this wikipedia article is twice as long as the "ketchup" page

ANTHROPIC EXEC: “.. I personally think it is >10% within the next decade.”

BREAKING: Multiple sources tell The Rooster that Dr. Amy Acton’s attacker is Patrick Havas, the brother of Andrew Havas, the pedophile lobbyist who resigned in disgrace from the Husted campaign in July.

That was response to

old enough to remember him campaigning on making juneteenth a federal holiday