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I attended a wedding last night and the venue had the weirdest bathroom I have ever been in, bar none Everybody at the party was talking about the piss grotto

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The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is a shared enemy. This was the chattiest men’s room in history. All of the strangers in the bathroom could not stop talking about the piss grotto.

At one point a procession of women and enby folks from the party decided they had to see this and went in to check it out. This alerted people who were totally unaffiliated with the wedding but at the venue for other reasons to go in and have a look. Like a pop-up tourist attraction.

If you are an aficionado of bizarre bathrooms, Rimsky-Korsakoffee in Portland is worth a visit. The only bathroom I've ever gone into and gasped in astonishment at what the hell I'm looking at.