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Gotta be Florida or Nevada 🤣

Sounds like he was off to a party 🤣

He obviously did all the meth..😂

Florida or Arkansas?

A true Renaissance Man.

The snake and uranium made it an interesting story, but it turns out it was legal for him to have those.

Damn "what's up with that "as Keanan Thompson would say

a repo man is always intense

He's already on the GOP list awaiting assignment. 'Freedumb!'

Sounds like my Christmas shopping list. 🥸

Hunter S. Thompson fanboy?

Adds a new meaning to an alcohol, tobacco and firearms afternoon.

How did I escape life without marrying this gem?

“I have questions….”

Murica!

Well, hell. What am I going to get him for Christmas?

Overkill.

Whoa! Now there’s a party gonna get MIGHTY expensive when it gets out of hand…

Hired!

Who among us?!?!?

Link?

From Florida by chance?

And he’s 6ft8”

In Florida?

Had to search for the article myself, it was like 2019

Looking for Hunter Thompson.....

What the hell was he going to do with all that?

Hey, now she was just living the dream.

In FL?!?!? 🤣😂🤣

He’s gonna need lawyers guns and money to get him out of this

Bruh has shit to do

I know what I would do

Was the stolen vehicle a Delorean per chance?

youtu.be/nRY5-6Fikz0?...

Oklahoma. Florida hold my beer.

Wow, that sounds like strong moonshine

Dang! Any one of those would be a lil cre cre.

Let me guess. Florida Man?

🎶Uranium, whiskey, And rattlesnake venom Firearms in the trunk With bullets in em Highway patrol cars Police taser stings These are a few of my Favorite things🎶

🤣🤣🤣

Is that Florida Man?

What order are those items listed in? Insane that whiskey is ahead of firearm, let alone behind uranium...

MAGA, am I right?

He touched all 5 points of the conspiracy star. Good on him!

Country music keeps getting weirder. 🙄

Wins Blue Sky today!!!

They captured a Fae

Hope he's on our side.

Correct. I’m all in for the whiskey, rattlesnake and the uranium. It’s the “ick” factor.

I thought Hunter S. Thompson was dead!

Trump: Let's give him a position

Gonna be one hell of a gender reveal.

Roses are red Violets make me feel calm

Right? Now that’s a Saturday night.

That’s one helluva of a cocktail.

Strange fellow.

Snake and him building a nuclear powered still.

I’ve never heard that Warren Zevon song before.”

He looks nice ...🫢

Kentucky Deluxe... whatever that is. www.google.com/url?sa=t&sou...

Saturday night in the 21st century.

The uranium is obviously fuel. And the rest - well, it's hard to know what you'll pick up when you're time traveling.

He was ready for anything .😳

Jesus!! Whose vehicle did he steal? Did they search the trunk for bodies and cocaine?

Almost sounds like the start of a bad joke

Yee haw!🤠

I immediately assumed Texas

😄

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What was he going to do with the Uranium???

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

All right I'll ask WHY URANIUM

Also the title of my favorite Hoyt Axton song.

I have been to some pretty outrageous parties in my life but, nope, that is out of my league.

"You're probably wondering how I got here..."

The four horsemen of the apocalypse.

Must be MAGA, he has food, drink, protection and he glows in the dark.

Which republican district does he represent?

I love a dude with a nice rattlesnake and a good stash of uranium. 😋

he was just giving the rattlesnake a ride, the snake had the gun, whiskey and uranium, pretty obvious

Send lawyers, guns and money

Sounds like a plot for a Back to the future reboot.

Sounds like a fun guy.

This guy had less on his person than the most of the GOP have in their closet.

Poor snake

Just saw that this was a real 'toy'for kids!!

"Hey there, baby -- this-here bottle of whiskey bets you can't guess my atomic weight."

He was on his way to church. I’m sure.

Is this Florida Man? It’s Florida man isn’t it?

McMurtry could write a whole ‘nother “Choctaw Bingo” using this story

And he's 6'8" Siri, show me "conspicuous"

Sounds like a superhero origin story.

Uranium caused extreme growth in height

😂🤣😂😂👍

😳

🤔 But how did a rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey, and a firearm catch him? 😉

The four food groups.

Any takers its a single shark tooth hangin' on that necklace?

Florida Man?

It seems like this guy lives on the edge: stolen truck, uranium, girlfriend with felony warrants, guns, whiskey and a rattlesnake. I don't understand why the rattlesnake was killed. He didn't even get his day in court.

Well it could have been in the vehicle prior

Was it RFK, Jr? Sounds like him, doesn’t it? lol!