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Is their plan to become everyone's default search engine? If so, what are the odds they can rake in Google or Meta's levels of ad revenue?

Now do nVidia

Please I need this

Im cool with that

And won’t we be sad about that happening

Wonderful. We’ve all been waiting for ol’ Larry to fail.

Make it happen.

STOP TEASING

I'm fine with Oracle ceasing to be

So, essentially, we are here:

so the inevitable question is: when Oracle gets blown up by all this, who gets the licenses for all the existing customers and the database and all that? There's a profitable vendor lock-in-based business underneath it all, about to get caught up in the blast.

If you know this, surely the people investing in these companies know this, so why the ever loving fuck are they all putting their money in these sinking ships??

anthropic's models may be too compute intensive, but they are also VASTLY superior in output quality

Oracle are burning huge chunks of their workforce to structure the debt to but this though, I don't see how they walk away from it I think Ellison's plan is to run crying to Trump for government money which I don't think will work either

Is there any chance theyre just gonna be saved by the military over-paying them for their services? Kinda like how raytheon can budget like 1000$ for every nut and bolt replacement and thr government just pays it?

I just wish it would happen already, let them die please.

too big to fail etc

Can't wait for Oracle to go belly up. Gonna take the fam for drinks to celebrate

🤞🏼

Us normies would go to jail for that much laundering and debt. I'm really hoping that things change and they do.

Good thing Sam Altman seems like a trustworthy sort...

If or when OpenAI crashes and Oracle can’t prop them up anymore, what are the odds they’re gonna come running to the government for a bailout? Or they can’t?

It's based on a Warren Buffett quote "You don't find out who's been swimming naked until the tide goes out."

I dunno

How much could Oracle get in a government AI contract? $50 billion? Still not enough.

will oracle at least have to change its name

That last sentence….

You can't do this to me it's late 😭

When* it fails

Copilot literally cannot transcribe an audio file in Word, a functionality Word itself has had for years.

I've had to correct my team *three times* this week alone about misinformation given by AI when they were trying to solve problems.

"...confidently muddled up rm and mv..." What could go wrong? 🤷

That sounds like a lot of work.

So.... the bubble is popping?