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Capex bloated with crypto is hell of bubble no one knows when it bursts what direction it goes

That's rude. By the end of business school, they're expected to bring their own crayons.

At least we had some good milkshake metaphors.

Zuckerberg shouting weakly "I drink your meal substitute"

Sorry, the oil baron business model depends on a commodity with use value being exchanged for money, and is no longer useful today. Current business models are more efficient and rely on influencing speculators and governments to give us money for no use value at all.

The bushes, by and large

At home usually

budy

i won the school spelling bee in 7th grade but my principal messed up the paperwork so i never got to go to regionals so now i point out other people's spelling mistakes online just to feel something

Then why is it called "BARRONS MAGAZINE" ***HAH*** (MIC DROP)

What, too cool to be ruled by managerial middle-class moderate conservatives?

It takes a very special kind of mediocre wealthy white guy to overlook his CFO all but shitting blood in terror and “huh huh huh yeah” his way through a podcast.

a cfo pulling you aside is just his way of saying he believes in the vision. mine only worries about the yacht fuel budget. what is yours worried about?

If you didn’t experience any consequences after pissing away aprox 75 billion USD, then you are more prone to gamble with another 100or 200 billion.

AI making things really bad financially for Facebook would be one of the few good outcomes of this technology.

But wait, shouldn't the CEO and his entourage yell "HOW DARE YOU! HOW RUDE! WHERE DO YOU GET OFF" like those horrible hospital presidents in "Doctor X"

I hope Nathan Fielder is hanging around some of them, working on his next documentary.

I would love for AI to sink Meta. It would be wonderful since this disgusting android of a human being has made billions turning people against each other.

Luckily, Zuck hasn’t made any recent high profile investments in something that flopped. Now to check on my metaverse real estate portfolio…

Can’t wait for the AI bubble to move fast and break things

The only man with a neck exactly the same width as his head that I trust is Henry Rollins

I'm not that high up, but every leaked CEO/shareholder meeting I've read has made me want to hit myself with a hammer, so I think if you have to do one of those every quarter you may end up with a brain made of pudding.

It's wild how they just put this kind of info out there and everyone continues to shower them with money.

This is after he blew all that vr money too. What a stooge.

Considering the Metaverse™️ did not destroy Meta I get the feeling Zucc thinks he's invincible.

🤚 financial expert here, this is what you do when things are going really really well #totallyconfidentinAI

I, personally, love that our entire economy is a house of cards constructed by the most self-aggrandizing, credulous rubes on the planet.

True but the amount they're spending on AI dwarfs what they spent on the metaverse. During the whole metaverse episode they were just burning money Facebook was making from ads, for AI it's so much more than they've been taking on debt. Hence why their CFO is clearly upset about it all.

That company is probably six egomaniacs in one corporate suit so...yeah, she signed off on it or got bulldozed.

They were lucky, once, maybe twice, so they MUST be business genius in human form, surely? What, they're as stupid as the rest of us but they rolled a 6? Tell me more...