Falken's Maze

Freez peach guys doing what they do. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

A potential solution to the Navier Stokes smoothness probem. A big story on its own, but if I'm reading this right, I think he's saying that OpenAI stole his ideas by mining their logs to find his prompts. If true, more users should be worried. mastodon.social/@tristanbuck...

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Just had my phone go into full-volume siren mode alerting me about imminent fires. Then I reread it and it's just a notice that disposable BBQs are temporarily banned.

“I like art that preserves the rough edges of the person.” Why @bradneely.bsky.social thinks artists should embrace errors.

Minister for Giving More Money to Palantir and Oracle.

Uncle in Iran says the country’s south is being destroyed. Trump is following through on his “bridge and power plant day” threats but it’s simply not registering here the way that it should.

Pearanne is a French exchange student pear fairy staying in Funabashi City.

AWS just sent me a billing alert for about a quarter trillion dollars. I don't have a quarter trillion dollars.

sonic the hedgehog ties (1995) archive.org/details/mega...

Well, would you look at that. "Chief of Staff" sounds like an official role to me. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Britain’s armed forces have reportedly signed up to militarised satellite network Starshield. And who owns Starshield? Why, it’s Elon Musk! That’s another piece of national infrastructure in the hands of someone who believes the UK is on the cusp of a race war. More in the new Private Eye, out now

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Are you referring to the book ‘Careless People,? The one Meta don’t want to see publicised? #CarelessPeople

I can only assume this is what he's preparing for.

This just dropped a few hours ago. Wasn't expecting to spend my lunch break crying. youtu.be/khXv1RvAZF0?...

A recruiter looked at my profile.

They just announced that they're going to intensify strikes on Iran. This feels like the 25th day in a row that I've heard them say this.

I hereby declare this the jape of the season!

Extolling Winston Churchill's greatness on St. Patrick's day while the Irish Taoiseach is sat right next to him is a fairly minor gaff compared to the other shit Trump does, but still... That's kind of an awkward situation.

Iran were in the middle of negotiations when the US attacked. I can't imagine they will be too optimistic about further negotiations. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Blimey. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

"I've got nothing to hide." - Person with the privilege of having never been a victim of stalking, harassment, hacking, authoritarianism, doxxing, blackmail, extortion, identity theft, credit card fraud, burglary, or a mistake in a criminal investigation.

Absolute destruction. youtube.com/watch?v=ZoO9...

Holy shit, We've already reached the ‘full confidence’ stage with Morgan McSweeney. www.theguardian.com/politics/liv...

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

It's 1998. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2001. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2025. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour. It's 2026. Peter Mandleson has resigned in disgrace from Labour.

I know this is petty, but one aspect of the Epstein files which I can't get over is how fucking illiterate these princes of the world are. All these emails from the richest and most powerful people in the world, and none of them can construct a valid sentence.

I'm not prone to exaggeration but this is probably the biggest scoop I've ever been involved in Mandelson's partner took £10,000 from Epstein to pay for his osteopath course while Mandelson was de facto UK deputy prime minister, according to new files more to follow www.ft.com/content/c950...

What a farce.

Oh oh.

Britain’s @royalsociety.org still happy with one of its fellows running a company that enables creation and distribution of non-consensual sexualised images of women & children. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Elon Musk Files For Custody Of All U.S. Children

Don’t do it, France!

youtu.be/5Idb_D4Tdu8?...

A return of Christy Moore posting

It's stuff like this which makes me regret my career in computing and AI. I'm not joking here. So much of the stuff we've built is pointless and some of it is vile.

Even the US embassy in Venezuela seems to have been caught off guard by this.

BBC staff are not allowed to report that someone called Trump the most openly corrupt president in American history.

Nigel Farage urged to root himself out.

Oh my god. Cut to the bone here.

The USS Gerald Ford is on its way to go hunt civilian boats in the Caribbean. This one ship probably has more aircraft and firepower than most countries' entire air-forces Those civilians are fucked.

Such a relief that Russia lost in Caerphilly.

Musk says there's a limit to AI's ability to improve human productivity, but there's no limit to its ability to improve productivity when it is embodied... "that's why I call it the infinite money glitch" folks