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That grease from all the McDonald’s isn’t working as fast as anticipated. Damn.

My family always has me bring all the surroundings.

He is just like a bad translation, every day.

It fits in well with his delusion that “groceries“ is an exotic word.

I drink wine with my surroundings.

He means side dishes. Stuffing, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, etc. Also, he's talking absolute shite. Prices on EVERYTHING have gone up and the Walmart bag he's talking about has fewer ingredients and not name brand, compared to the same one last year (so not a bargain)

No one in the history of the United States has previously called side dishes “surroundings”.

Surrounding is just something he’s seeing happening to him

We go full out and surround our surroundings with other surroundings. It becomes so large that we have to surround that final row of surroundings with more tables. Unfortunately, the only way to reach some of it is by using commercial sized tongs, normally used to pluck boxes off of high shelves.

That’s a big lie, there’s less items than last year!

Can't wait until his "surroundings" are either a cell or a box

I am laughing so hard. We're going to have so many surrounding this year. This should be a category on restaurant menus.😆

For several years, that's the only part of TG dinner that the grandkids cared about. Well, that and mashed potatoes. Turkey? Only the minimum demanded.

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I do too, but my favorite is the corn pudding surrounding.

Perhaps he's talking about those little pilgrim and turkey candles, and of course the orange and yellow leaves around the wicker cornucopia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Smoked surroundings

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Love to see HIM eat a Walmart dinner... of any kind!!

If I'm not mistaken, "surroundings" is the past-perfect tense of "groceries"

God no. Or Target or Safeway or Sears or CVS or the Post Office or the DMV or even McDonalds. His hamberders are surely "catered," no Door Dash for him.

N3xt-day surroundings sandwiches FTW

The surroundings are the best part of the meal, frankly

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This is TOTAL BS - What has happened to honesty in America? This is beyond pathetic!

He's first generation on his mother's side. Non-native speakers might transfer grammar rules from their first language to their second language.

That's a big lie

I truly believe that Trump spent more time in Epstein's house than in any Walmart.

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Surroundings casserole is always a big hit.

I love Ocean Spray so much that I’m going to be surrounded by gallons of cranberry sauce next week! 🦃🦃

True.

I will have several surroundings

Everything trump says is a LIE. Attn: Main stream media - a. ask for verification or sources for trump's lies b. ask why trump lies to the American people and his base c. ask trump what specifically is wrong with him (don't lie) d. ask trump to release the Epstein files (all the files) himself

when it is made out of the bird it is called, envelopings.

Surroundings? In this economy?

"Thanksgiving meal & surroundings". Do those "surroundings" look like this?

25% cheaper for 35% less food which is also poorer quality. Trump despises his MAGA cult.

We cook everything with magnets.

Perhaps he and Melania will partake of one of those Walmart Thanksgiving dinners in a show of support.

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The surroundings are my favorite part of Thanksgiving.

Wish my crowd would eat surroundings. Would make my life simpler.

We tend to like ICE cream after our surroundings

You mean big bullshit...?

Shouldn’t he share the Butterball Hotline?

You know these MAGA ppl yell "Speak English" yet I am convinced their glorious Cheetolini has never uttered a coherent sentence in English once.

Aaron. missed the part where he said when "I" go to walmart for those glorious Thanksgiving surroundings. How many times has mom sent him to the store to pick up a few last-minute items? Lie number 276,003 right there.

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Does he even know what Thanksgiving is?

In my family we end the Thanksgiving meal, with all the surroundings, by beginning to surround the Christmas Tree.

Surroundings? Seriously does this man even Thanksgiving?

It's not even stove top. It's the great value brand.

I get that Trump has lived his entire life in a bubble of wealth and privilege but still shocking to see someone so out of touch with normal human reality that they fail to understand basic things like Thanksgiving and groceries.

Yeah, it's like he's trying to think of the word for things that "surround" the turkey on your plate and it got absolutely hung up on that idea of "surround" that it couldn't move past it/couldn't come up with the right word. I've seen similar with elderly loved ones that have gone through decline

when you speak absolute bullshit with confidence, absolute morons will believe it