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How big a piece of shit would you have to be to buy the confiscated jewelry of asylum seekers at a government auction?

Unless you bought them with the sole purpose of giving them back.

Yes, they’ll be like all those piles of human beings’ spectacles that the antifa liberators of Buchenwald found, anonymous. Do gold tooth fillings count as jewellery?

Only if you're a rapper.

Imagines intense debate between pincer-wielding border guards as to whether the skinny young shivering Somali with gold teeth sitting in front of them is or is not in fact, technically, a “rapper”.