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You mean that nasty Obama's agreement? Well obvs

“Oceania was at war with Eurasia; therefore Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia” - George Orwell

Precisely ! Whilst claiming credit for ending another war 🙄

"Your honour, I'm just a simple fiend for peanuts" is still somehow a more coherent explanation for how you got there than the present administration can muster.

Wait, so we’re relying on the folk that failed to anticipate the closing of the Strait to find a solution to reopening it?

Sources first said there were high hopes that the use of a hammer, possibly a chisel and failing that a sledgehammer would be employed.

I reckon this is worth risking an MEU and as many carrier groups as we have to accomplish.

Brilliant

I think you need to fess up - the Snickers and M&Ms weren't even for you, were they? I think you're just the idiot who was to to get them for 'a friend'.

This is already a monumental clusterfuck. When your actions create the condition that you are fighting to remove, you should have left well the fuck enough alone. GOP arselicking sheep. Israel a clear and present danger to every living person on the planet and fing insane apparently. Trump 💩 🍊

And somehow, I deserve a medal for my struggles against vending machines. And the sweets were stale anyway, i bever wanted them.