Samuel Theodore Eagle

The great Vindaloovian empire.

Probably the worst thing about the clocks going forward is having to rotate your entire henge 30°

We cannot allow the housing crisis to go on like this.

dream wikipedia sections

1/ King Charles III is leading the Western war against Russia, says warblogger Alexey Zhivov in a particularly unhinged rant. He portrays Charles as working for a shadowy conglomorate of business interests, pedophiles, and LGBT people which Russia is heroically resisting. ⬇️

The Washington Post, June 23, 1912

I usually don't angry post but,

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

Lookit. Deep down every Irish person wants to spin some yank a yarn that gets cited as fact in some factual text. We told an Irish American girl that when the Muppets was released in Ireland, Kermit the Frog was called Dermot the Frog because Cromwell’s son was a Kermit.

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

AI geniunely democratizes the creation of art. This is mostly bad, because the average person has terrible taste.

me when my chickens have come home to roost

as.ft.com/r/f257abde-7... Morning all

Every day I have push start this fucker and every morning I find it at the bottom of the hill again!🤬

they should have farmers markets for city boys like me where we can exchange locally grown firearms and drugs

The Pearl With The Girl Earring, by Olaf Falafel

INFINITE CRAB

The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne

Morning.

Took a picture of my friends dog at the train station and may have created the best horror movie poster ever

For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once

"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT

Amaranth Raleigh-Bikes

I’m beginning to suspect that wasting years dragging feet on military aid to Ukraine and playing escalation management games, giving an aggressive militaristic Russia the time and resources to ramp up its war machine to full power against the free world, might not have been the brightest idea.

Most British thing ever is for the day it becomes legal to fit solar extremely easily to your home is the day the sun finally disappears after three months.

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

armadillos should sound like accordions when they run

"Picture Of A Foghorn. A Sufferer's Conception Of The Submarine Monstrosity Believed To Lurk In The Vicinity Of The Royal Sovereign Lightship." Bexhill Observer 12.5.1928. #WyrdWednesday #Bexhill #Sussex #Foghorn #SeaMonster #Art #History #1920s

He took this one too :)

French troops require wine or else they won't fight. The problem with wine is that glass bottles break and steel cans leak when hit by shrapnel and fouled the flavor. So they invented Vinogel, a 3x solid wine concentrate made with pectin that could be reconstituted or eaten.

my neighbor states that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside

Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

Since the start of June...

Challenging someone to a duel by slapping them with one of these

Truly a privilege to see such a majestic sight #eclipse

An eclipse does feel a bit wasted at 7PM, ngl

I think the thing about executive pay is that you do have to baseline it, so for context Thames Water's base pay for the CEO and CFO are about 25% higher than what Games Workshop pays in base pay to its executive team who have successfully tripled the revenue of the company and got it in the FTSE100