Nick Chainey

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if we're going to live the same decade over and over i'd like to be 10 years younger please and thank you also can we have David Bowie back

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Strongly suspect that Truss will become the first PM in history to fully melt her brain on Twitter. Odds are also good she’ll turn up shitfaced to the Cenotaph before trying to start fights with all the other former PMs.

Jilted at the altar of reality

Tremendous work from Brazil & Serbia. Bravo ✊

This is staggeringly dumb from Saracens. Appalling.

I know it's not an original thought but fucking hell, what an orator.

I'm not being funny but this is such a good story it should be a film or series ( @jonathanfreedland.bsky.social ) Heroism, spies, betrayal. It has everything.

Don’t forget to stay up until 2am to see the fireworks when ITV and ITV+1 smash into each other.

I take it this wasn't the bit you helped write, @jasonhazeley.bsky.social ?

Watching Tom Allen MMA "fighting" wasn't on my bingo card, ngl.

For *fucks* sake. I want my Manics record and DVD 😭 #firstworldproblems

Amazing stat.

I'd seen this advert, and the penny hasn't dropped about the racial framing. It's absolutely wild that no one in the production of this picked it up. (Maybe they were all middle class white people like me?)

He's going to talk about the friends he lost in the retreat from Stalingrad.

Oh my DAYS

I'm not expert - and I'll defer to the likes of @dankaszeta.bsky.social - but my understanding of Christianity is that empathy is at the very core of being a good Christian? Or, indeed, a good human.

Asian Dub Foundation?

I'm not as across the media as some, but why the fuck would you want to pay Amol Rajan £30 a year, much less a £999?

#Cronaldoban

Ahead of the 60th anniversary - Aberfan, Merthyr RFC, and the bravery of Dai Beynon. For @observeruk.bsky.social. observer.co.uk/news/sport/a...

Dude thought he had a flawless gotcha and he ran into a rhetorical woodchipper

Man, imagine advertising to the world that you're remotely impressed by Musk's bullshit STILL

Franchise stadium team playing "I'm still standing" after beating that lot up the road is 🤌🤌

"future is lost for people like me" Old rich racists? Oh noes.

I've literally never worked anywhere that doesn't supply milk.

I mean it’s not a vetting problem, is it? It’s that it’s a racist party, run by racists, with racist policies, for the benefit of racists. The fact that it turns out to be full of racists is not a glitch

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No. British people in their 70s and 80s did not fight in the Second World War. If you’re 89 you were born in 1937. You might just barely remember the blitz.

Napalm Death's You Suffer Although it's at least over quickly.

Holy shit, we did TWO goals, and didn't let one in #watfordfc #crisisover #GinoKnows

Just the sort of clouds you want to see gathering when you're at a park 15 minutes from home 🤦😂

Shockingly, turns out you can't improve on perfection.

Holy shit, we did a goal #watfordfc #crisisover #GinoKnows

Absolutely cracking scores elsewhere for #watfordfc

#watfordfc match day?

Saw this post from Roy Moore's chat with Gino, then listened to Troy Deeney talking about how little accountability there is from anyone at #watfordfc is absolutely sensational

I like rugby league, but it is not a serious sport at international level.

'king hell