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I gotta try this soda!

The janitorial staff must've been freaked out

Only if you jizz yourself first

Juice + Fizz -> Jizz.

Finally. The soda that makes you cum real hard.

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

Can't go a day without catching my favourite jizz wailer (on the radio)

Here’s the music youtu.be/JaPf-MRKITg?... And here’s context on the name of the music: starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Jizz/Le...

This is what Peewee Herman saw before doing what he had to do

don't worry they're talking about the famous genre of music in the Star Wars universe

The little jingle makes this

In this one instance Im proud of my country

the soda's just that good

Aint no way

They want me to just— In my—

Jizz Your Self Now!

💀

A jumbo sized screen telling me to "jizz yourself?" YES SIR! 🫡

Proud of my country

I wonder if this is intentional. I can see why if they're marketing the soda for adults. Like, "this tastes good that you'd cum." But at the same time, it's likely that it's a mistake. I feel like most people prefer the term "cum" over "jizz."

I'm sorry but that cut, the speed of the text and the jingle, I can't stop laughing 💀💀💀

This cannot be real WHAT LOL

I'm the target audience, I came as soon as I saw the soda

Was looking to see if anyone already got to this first. [“Ohhhkay, seriously, you guys; can we, okay?”]

JIZZ YOURSELF

“Jizz yourself”

JIZZ YOURSELF, NOW!!! JIZZ YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!!!

This the kind of ad id expect on a Jabroni Mike stream

You should jizzy yourself... NOW!

That tracks lol, imagine if PVR or INOX did this

i think this is just liminal messaging at this point

"Drinks are available from the confectionery stand..."

Evil cum wizard's ol' reliable

Either no person knew what was going on, or EXACTLY one person knew what was going on.

My usual favourite answer to such phenomenon is that they weren't 😭

LOL i had so much of a laughing fit from this