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Just stfu

#TeamOrca #FuckDemBoats

Yeah fuckers we’re buying yachts.

What you need to know is Forbes is owned by a pedophile and nothing they report or post is for your benefit it's to minipulate you.

Getting harder to tell what's The Onion and what's not.

Eat the rich.

THE GOLDEN AGE !!! For Oligarchs

What do the experts say about guillotines in 2026?

Who the fuck has Yacht money?

Really? How out of touch are you?

Thank you. Sometimes I’ll buy a $500 million yacht on a Sunday night at 5 p.m. while having a glass of wine with my wife.

Step 1: get money Step 2: buy yacht

New OR second hand?!? Who wants a second hand yacht? I mean, I suppose, if your first job was a really big super yacht. And you needed a second yacht to carry around your ski doos and other toys. I suppose, a second hand yacht could be considered as long as it's always over the horizon out of sight.

How god damned out of touch are you?

Fuck, I can hardly buy food or health insurance, but yeah, I really need to know how to buy a yacht….

Fuck this article. I can't even buy beef for dinner!

You can’t float a yacht in the lake of fire

My 2023 yacht feels quite dated. Pretty much useless. Thanks for this timely piece that solves my deepest worries.

Seriously?! You want to remind us that billionaires who have gotten trillion richer in the last year while we are struggling to pay for our healthcare now that the ACA subsidies have gone?

Wtf is this slop? How many people on bluesky do you think are buying fucking yachts. Read the room 🤡

Wow. Are the oligarchy-fellating fuckwits at Forbes even aware of their surroundings? READ THE ROOM, KKKLOWNS.

Too much money in too few hands while not enough guillotines

This is nyacht the time or place to post this kind of thing

@forbes editors reading the comments:

Fuck you Forbes. 🖕

This really makes the rich look delicious

ROTFLMAO

It seems this advice is for the 1% who are making out like bandits, I worked for boat manufacturing companies for over 25 years and I can’t afford a canoe, also the companies I worked for were supposedly faith based and the misogynistic culture is gross, and working with fiberglass is no joke js

Forbes story for Putin.

Read the room…only 1% of your readers buy yachts.

Nah, I’m good.

No one on this site is buying a yacht

Yeah just the article I didn't need to know

Forbes... read the fucking room guys.

Fuck over the public and you too can buy a yacht

How else can crow decide who shall live?!

I can’t effing buy broccoli but you want me to read what the experts say about buying yachts? Read the room.

Who is this for?! How many people can actually afford a yacht? There are like 400 people for whom this is relevant

It might be less expensive than going to the grocery store.

That's it, unsubscribing. Forbes is a deranged Hampton's lifestyle bot.

How many yachts fit in a banker?

What?! Who needs this? How about an article on how Jerome Powell refuses to bow to T****, and how he’s single-handedly doing his best to safeguard our economy?

Is the advice "if you ask the price you can't afford it"?

May they all be sunk along with @forbes.com

Billionaires must be taxed out of existence!

You're a cunt

Are you fucking serious? Read the room you entitled fucks!

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Who is this post for?

Is Forbes in a contest for the most stupid article? How many average people do you clowns think are buying yachts? I suppose you are considering yourself a rich person rag and not something the peons would be interested in at this point.

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Now I know where I can spend that $2000.00 that trump promised.

Not an Onion piece. 🤦‍♀️

Is this post Forbes elitist pricks only?

Ugh. Read the room.

Read the Room!!!

EAT THE RICH.

Excuse me?

My biggest worry in 2026. Buying a yacht.

Tax these fucking ghouls

Oh fuck off.

Buying a yacht in 2026? this is what the experts want you to know

Fuck you, @forbes.com. Read the fucking room.

Are you fucking kidding me? If this is Forbes reading the room they are in a very different room from most of us.

WTF?

Yes, you have indeed reached your target audience.

Good one

Read the fucking room Forbes.

This could have been an email, given the size of the audience...

Yeah that's what I'm doomscrolling to find. Yacht advice.

How about, "screw anyone in the market for a yacht they same way they screwed others"?

I spent all my yacht money on anti-ice whistles you insensitive jerks

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Fuck off!!

If the rest of us can't get jobs being yacht experts, maybe we can at least get hired to polish the brasswork on one.

You are so deeply out of touch ... disgusting.

Fuck off.

I'm saving up for a rib roast

Gee, good to know. I see if I can afford one after I finish buying groceries…

Why would I read this? Honestly Forbes read the freaking room🤦🏻

Thanks. Was wondering where I could hide all my Trump crypto and Melania meme coin profits.

In todays edition of "Why the fuck am I following Forbes?'

Can't wait to use this knowledge never

you got that right!

Forbes, have you had your tone deafness checked out? The nerve of these fucks.

Does it include their locations and susceptibility to drone strikes? Asking for a friend.

Really? Shameful, pandering to the oligarchy. There are 1000 topics you could cover, but you picked this. Massively tone deaf. Roughly 90% of Americans are struggling with everyday expenses.

Tax the rich!

Piss off

Read the room!!! This is why we dislike millionaires/billionaires so much!!!

Seriously? Fuck you @forbes.com ! Can you be anymore tone deaf?

What about buying a pardon in 2026🤡

"#1: The entire world wants you dead."

Read the fucking room.

Fuck yachts.

How the fuck many people on Bluesky do you think might be in the market for a yacht. JFC

How utterly fucking out of touch are you incompetent bastards? The world is on fucking fire, and this is what you're churning out? If you can't find the shred of journalistic integrity that first made you start this job then at the very least find a different job to fuel your coke habbit.

Forbes doing its best to set off the revolution…

Lol. We struggle to buy eggs on a weekly basis. Best to spend your time giving us the inside way to make money, like all the rich people get.

The popular touch. Good to see Forbes stooping down to lecture the little people.

"Not useful. I already knew all this stuff about buying yachts. What's a brother have to do to get somebody to publish a guide on buying luxury helicopters for megayachts?" -- Jeff Bezos

Oh, thank heavens for this timely advice. I was wondering what I'd need to know when buying a yacht this year.

Can your next article be about how to sink one of these?

Buying a yacht in 2026? Firstly, not to put to fine a point on it, yachts have sails and are powered by wind. This is a fucking wank and you're one of the cunts destroying our planet.

Good looking out. This will help me immensely in making my decision.

Total disconnect with virtually all of the world's population....

WTF. So, if you work for Forbes, are y’all also getting yachts this year? Just curious who this article is actually for, and like, where do we all go grab our lil yacht keys? Gotta get ready for the season 😂😂

Ignoring how tone deaf it is to publish this article at a time more people than ever are struggling to put food on the table, THIS ISN'T EVEN A GOOD ARTICLE ABOUT YACHT SHOPPING

This article is so timely…thank you! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Same. Was going to comment myself, but I can’t top these.

Actually, I think I’ll buy groceries this year

This is a great article. Here I was, agonizing over how to purchase a yacht, and you came through in the nick of time. I'm sure the plebs, who can't afford three square a day, are crying in your comments but rest assured you have saved my day. 🙄 Clueless monkeys.

@forbes.com, is this supposed to be some kind of parody?

WOW! Thanks for this!