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It’s actually quite clear when he’ll return to Congress.

Exactly!

Does lying in state count?

Unclear?! What actual proof do you have Forbes that he is alive????

Seriously, we're getting into Soviet-style propaganda now. Remember when they wouldn't confirm Andropov's death for several DAYS?

fjords give a lovely baroque feeling to a continent.

I have no words…good one!

He's not pining, he's PASSED ON.

QtipsANON. Mitch is pining for Musk to get to Mars and rescue him. The Turtle Rock on Mars.

Because he dead.

Pssst. He’s not coming back.

You misseplled "if"

McConnell is dead. Prove me wrong.

You people Forbes and it's pedophile owners know he's dead, so you are the problem.

Every night the other GOP senators wind down with a drink they now call 'Mitch on the Rocks'

He’s DEAD

🤣

Mitch is just dead to me.

An urn doesn't take up much space.

does some investigative journalism you absolute clowns dude is ded

He's on Eternity Leave...

Terrible reporting Forbes. Dig deeper & get the real answers!!

His next lifetime.

I don't think he's planning anything anymore 😕

That's how he's going to come back

Have you checked with the concierge at the Gates of Hell front desk?

I can see that, congress hasn’t received a move in date in hell yet, but it’s soon

Looooooooonnng dead.

Death is merely a setback.

Have they tried turning Mitch McConnell off and on again? He might just be buffering.

Are there still health concerns when you’re dead? Asking for a friend.

He has never done the right thing for this country

If he returns were assuming he ate a cheerleading team to do so So he's done

He's in a coma he will never come out of. They need to make a decision to leave him on life support for another month, year? Have the grace to let the man die. Geez .... Go ahead find another Republican sycophant.

It’s unclear whether journalism in the US is as dead as an upside down turtle. Why can’t you find out?

The voters of KY should file a habeas petition or any legal instrument to flush his family and his Senate staff out and prove the man is alive. It’s a given he’s incapacitated

Must be nice to take MONTHS off and STILL get PAID for it, not to mention having someone else FOOTING the medical bills! If this happened to the avg American they'd have to setup a gofundme page to SURVIVE!

Wondering if Forbes sees a problem w senators missing in action for 6 weeks? Do they do any actual investigative reporting?

He’s not dead, he’s just resting.

I do love satire! A dead good joke? Right.

I believe it will be Monday the 10th of never.

getting the Franco treatment

Hard to go to work when you are dead.

Is the devil going to return him? #FuckTheGOP FUCK #MCConnell

Ace reporting here. Self deport, to hell, Forbes

Being Mitch McConnell being a religious man wants to have his soul can rise up and walk with God’s Angels into the heavenly light but no he can’t for the Republicans put him on ice until after the Election. Politics over dignity. Apparently The Republican Party has turned into wicked heathens. 🇺🇸💙

"Plans to return?" Please tell me, Forbes what evidence do you have that he's even alive? Cause sorry, he's either on full life support or alive but severely impacted by that CPR delay. Either way- he's no longer fit to do his job and has made no statements about where he is. He should be fired

Never…

When? or whether?

He’s already haunting it 👍🏽

lol

Now, WE all know this MF is dead. Stop gaslighting the people.

Well, he's dead, so signs point to "no".

And that’s 6 weeks of a senate seat without a Republican vote so yeah, that’s a good thing.

So true, mate!

"He was doing so well, then suddenly fell ill on August 3rd and died. With his last breath he said he wanted his wife to take his place in the Senate."

Hopefully never

When Dr. Frankenstein reanimates him?

Is Mitch McConnell still alive? Why haven't we had any real proof whatsoever that he's still alive.

Evil men deserve no such thing!

Maybe he has a sister?

He will lay in State in the rotunda for a day or two.

Only if you believe in reincarnation. Not likely.

Well, let us know when he climbs out of the coffin!

Maybe the GOP can find a medium to channel his spirit so he can vote.

You are Forbes You have reporters on your staff. Why hasn't any of you gone out to visit McConnell? I would think that is taught in Journalism 101.

Good. When he's on the sideline he can't harm America any longer

The GOP trying to bring ole Mitch McConnell back to the living…,

It is very clear that he is never coming back and that they are just obfuscating his death until August 2nd in an attempt to sidestep the electoral process. I am sure that on August 3rd, he will "suddenly" pass away. This is a fraud on the American people.

McConnell returning to Congress.

One really has to be concerned for a dead guys health.

Can the just remove his desk and install a casket??

What IS clear is that Forbes and other journalism publications seem unable to do their jobs. Is the man dead or not? Is the man fit to serve or not? The truth is out there, but sadly, the industry doesn't seem to have the courage to find out the truth.

Only in America do we allow such stupidity.

It’s unclear if the communications are even coming from him. He definitely looks far healthier in the recent photo, than he has in years. Additionally, I thought his wife wasn’t in the country at time of release.

‘Unclear’ good lord. Where is Andy Beshear? The time to act is NOW

WELL, IM SURE ONE OF OUR HUNDREDS OF CONGRESS MEMBERS COULD CONFIRM HIS DEATH - THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON - STOP COVERING UP FOR THE FRAUD IMPERSONATING A PRESIDENT- NAME A DEMOCRAT REPLACEMENT NOW - CUT THE CRAP - NAME A REPLACEMENT!!!

Im getting sick of Forbes running this bullshit!

When they can reanimated him.

He would have to come back from the dead to do so. So yes it’s unclear.

Time to Biden McConnell

He's dead, you fucking morons.

I don’t understand why guards are stationed outside the hospital when he “wrote” in a statement that he was being transferred to a rehabilitation facility to complete his recovery. Sorry, but something sounds fishy.

I keep thinking of every scenario I can think off. 😬

Do we know if he's returned to having a pulse? Perhaps you should start with the basics.

OMIGOD YOU'RE RIGHT HE'S PREGNANT

He fell into to the burning ring of fire. He went down down down and flame got higher… I am hoping and praying that his demise is as such anyway

Smiling isn't his usual MO. Maybe he had pudding that day.

How many folks wear jeans while in a hospital bed? It’s fake!

Maybe for lying in state in the capitol?

Humbug!

This is just ridiculous behavior! Wtf!? If ANY of us did this to our employers- you know- FIRED! Why does he get away with it? He is obiously unable to do his JOB! STEP DOWN! STEP ASIDE! GET OUT. 😠

In normal Democracies, he would resign.

WTF, why are you Fascist Rethugs pretending Mitch is alive when you know damned well he isn't, better yet why is Beshear putting up with this bullshit, go head and replace McConnell, or have special election. FGS, do something, call those criminal Rethugs bluff.

Him “retuning” to congress

Is the governor of Kentucky hospitalized because he’s not doing anything either?

Crap reporting, why have you abandoned professional journalistic standards? There is no credible evidence that he is conscious, or even alive.

Let’s hope he’s in hell already

NEVER, dummies at Forbes. Nevah Evah Evah.

I predict never...

He and Lindsey can cozy up together one last time!

Pssst - he’s dead.

“Unclear”??? Journalism is dead.

He is chosing his dress.

Hey Forbes Prove he's *alive* Why not send some of your *journalists* to his hospital room and talk to him and find out how he's doing? I've got good money that says you won't get answers to *any* questions you ask

WE BELIEVE IN YOU, MITCH! YOU GOT THIS!

Not when but if.

That's why I don't read Forbes. This dude ain't coming back from where he's at.