rubifacient.bsky.social

What? Bill Maher sucked Trump's dick and then Trump threw him under the bus at the first opportunity? This is my shocked face.

Secret Panel HERE 💸 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/conflict-of-133825816

“I see the problem.” “Yeah?” “This is Maple Street.” “Isn’t that what it says?” “You want Maple AVENUE.” “Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.” “Is Dan okay?” “Shingles.” “That’s a shame.” “I’m Jill, by the way.” “Where are my manners, I’m Ted.” “Nice to meet you, Ted.” “You too, Jill.”

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It is October 22. It is 80 degrees. My neighbor is watering her lawn. WTF

jfc

Brian

I have now collected, in one post, pretty much ALL the paintings my dad has done of his and my mum's cat Bridget travelling through time. Even if you think you've seen them all, I promise you have not, and I promise you will not be disappointed... tomcox.substack.com/p/the-cat-wh...

Me coming home from kindergarten

The invincible airplane

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

In case you've forgotten whose side the cops are on. www.wired.com/story/chicag...

I'm not gonna repost that horrific video, but THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

same

This is apparently happening in multiple areas in the capital. The DC board of elections has been made aware of it and have been in touch with the National Guard to address it. It’s no accident.

Jesus Christ. I hate these fuckers so fucking much.

Just when we think it can’t get worse … it does.

I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.

Going to bed

you do want to see this

But all my favorite people are fatties, trannies, beardos, weirdos and radicals.

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Furry Pilot

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

I'm unreasonably thrilled that a bottle of my hot sauce was on Late Night with Seth Meyers. Well, at least on "corrections."

This scene from ‘Heat’ cracks me up no matter what language it’s in 🤣🖤