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Uh-huh...and what rank did his hair drop to? Seriously what is that color? "Piss Blond"?

At #8 none of his descendants will never have to work a day in their lives as long as they’re alive, time for them to “nationalize” your assets.

OLIGARCH problems. WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!!

They are all pedophiles!

Good. Fuck him.

Does Larry Ellison support Trump cuz Larry's also a rapist?The rich have always raped.

Instant karma.

And, he has always been a slimy, selfish businessman with crappy products, and poor customer service. Not shocking that he vibes with the orange menace

When Botox can’t hide the ugly of your soul . Exhibit A

Why do billionaires have ugly faces?

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Well, is not like he is going to starve now. Is it?

That’s what being a sleazeball gets you.

Love this for him but we can do better

Get $$ out of politics!

May he sink even lower. POFS!!!

Good. By all accounts I've heard, this man is a complete asshole. 

Looking like a super villain from a comic book doesn’t help.

Poor guy! 🤣

If Forbes can rank you with a number, you are ripe for eating.

I want all of these oligarchal panderers to fail miserably.

Why do billionaires look so freakish? He looks like he's from Five Nights at Freddy's.

Fuvk him

Bubble goes Plopp

I think a 100 million is a fair max for them.

Same vibe.

I’ll open a GoFundMe for the poor guy

I hope he dies in squalor. I hear Ellison tastes like chicken. Elon tastes like eel.

BOYCOTTS WORK

Anyone getting this vibe from him?

Please, let all those ppl very soon be on "former super-rich oligarchs who now are bankrupt & homeless" list

Hope he falls farther.

It can go lower!

The fact he can lose 40% and still be number 8 tells you the system is broken.

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Rich people are like piñatas. If you hit them hard enough money comes out

Tax the rich!

poor baby- and nobody likes him.. …..

He's borrowing like a nutter, I hope he goes bankrupt. None more reviled a corporation than Oracle.

I’ll be elated if If he dropped to ZERO!!

ZERO sympathy for him.

Oh, so out of 8.3 billion people, 8,300,000,000 he dropped from 2nd richest to 8th richest, and you think that's newsworthy? So sadly, now he's only richer than 99.9999990364799 of the entire planet. And Forbes thinks that is news? What a bunch of stupid jackasses.

Websters should include a line drawing of Ellison to accompany the entry, "douchebag" in the dictionary.

I'm sure he and Elon are really feeling the pain.

Good, keep falling.

Does he need a crowdfunding? 💩

make it go lower fuck this guy

AI prompt: show me an 81 year old man who is trying to pass for 35.

Poor bugger is only filthy rich now 😞

It just goes to show how fragile these inflated tech-billionaire empires can be when market hype collides with reality.

And he still has more than enough money to seriously fix things. Homelessness. Hunger. Creeping recidivism. All that. But, even still, he will not. He will continue to choose not to do so.

Too bad for Ellison that Trump cut food stamps.

Oh crap. He's about to do something vile to recover, isn't he?

Welcome to the Pump Drunk, Grifter, House; He's already sold his soul to the Highest Bidder. Your Riches won't save you from the grave, Oligarchs; Stand in the middle of Times Square, on your 250th Birthday, Mushroom!

He's got a head like a dropped pie.

Hey Forbes is it because money it fake and these guys are gaming the market back and forth and nothing means anything

Oh no! He will still have more money than he can spend in a thousand years!!!! Sociopaths with choices!!!!!

FYI - It’s because The Ellison brand has become TOXIC + synonymous with Bad Management (the destruction of CBS and Paramount) + Greed + Fascism = ALL ARE NEGATIVE AND PUSH AWAY ONE FROM INVESTING IN ONE’S PRODUCTS = 🙄 DUH!!

Every time I see a picture of Ellison all I think of is he’s looks like a pedo!

🤢🤑 What a loser, only worth 200 billion dollars now. Pft. how embarrassing for such a failure. Sure glad you brought this to my attention so I can feel sorry for the poor man. 🙄

If you can, boycott anything to do with the Ellison's!!!

Hope they drop in the toilet.

THIS is what happens when Filthy Rich quit keeping politics to themselves. Guess who NEVER talked about politics? #SAMWALTON. He was the richest man in the WORLD for most of my youth. I'm sure he was conservative coming from NW Arkansas but he kept politics where it belonged: at the ballot box.

this needs to happen to Nazi Muskrat

tax billionaires or eat the rich. doen't matter to me which one although that meat does tend to need a slow cook to tenderize the shitty condition.

I hope he understands just how bad we feel for him

That is a face that needs to be punched!

Oracle is tied to OpenAI performing in the future at revenue OpenAI will never meet. When adults get back into the government they’ll have to take control of what’s left of Oracle.

Someday mankind will learn that artificial intelligence is not a substitute for human stupidity.

Alternate headline: Larry Ellison moved from appetizer to fish course

Good. May he experience poverty first hand.

He looks like Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Blijft nog genoeg over

Nice one, ugly bastard.

Pity, that...

I Would say reverse #Gamestop these MFers but the stocks to high right now They are doing to themselves When the AI bubble bursts we the public want to take control buy shares & influence their shareholder meetings nothing big corporations hate more than that Skydance CBS etc hurt them take control

Thoughts and prayers it continues to drop.

Keep it going, investors!

Come on dammit! Can we not have some pity for these poor billionaires. Pass the hat and help this poor, poor billionaire that needs our help!!!

I wouldn't care if the schmuck dropped dead.

Oracle has already cut 13% of their employees this year because of AI investments. Now they're planning to cut even more employees by September. Maybe they should have invested more in their people.

why do all conservative pedophiles have the same hair

I hope he loses it all

Hoping he goes to ZERO

I'm definitely down with that. Billionaires are an obscenity and a freak of nature

Good

Ugh who told him that goatee looks fab on him? Not everyone can pull that off.

Don’t be silly. There’s ALWAYS money for hostile takeovers of intellectual property!

Sorry son, things have been a little slow at work this year…

@forbes.com: measuring filthy rich penises since 1917

Awesome!

We just want Universal Healthcare.

Let me know when Ellison is Dead Broke cuz that's just Couch Change to a Billionaire.

Who cares

I agree completely. I guess my point was even by Larry's own grubby standards, he has positioned Oracle really badly, by tying it's future success to a really obvious AI bubble.

I’m pretty sure the average mofo doesn’t care about whether a billionaire second or eighth on the richest person list 

Wonderful! Let's make those shares drop even more. Ellison and his family are a bunch of low-life grifters just like the ass clown in the white house!

What does he own! We’ll boycott and make the worth go lower.

Guillotine tham all

Rich people's problems.

So if wealth is a reflection of meritocracy, what is a 40% reduction in wealth? Sounds like someone should be fired.

FK NAZIS TO HELL! MAY G-D DESTROY THEM!!!

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91% and 75%, please and thank you.

He and his kid made the critical mistake of the filthy rich: They got political and got their name out there where people could see them. Thanks to the Paramount deal, everyone hates them. And it's costing them money. But there's no putting those cats back in the bag.

This dude OWNS Lānaʻi, the 6th largest island of Hawaii.

I see the picture of him and think "How much would he pay to have a normal face?"

NICE.. love KARMA..

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Who emptied their bladder on his hairpiece?