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Hmm tonight I will not be on my phone and read my book instead. That will help me sleep: ~2 hours later

Happy Birthday Bridget #Bridget_Birthday

another audrey doodle

union person

replace your local flock cameras with gamecubes

JD Vance tries to say Kansas but it comes out "Sexus"

everything is so beyond fucked and doesn’t matter anymore this would at least be incredibly funny

Little Lammy's First Day at School (Part 1/8)

perfect, no notes

quick emo audrey before i go to see the movie

October 26 It's her day :D

Domestic Violence

gm

Brazil

scientists are enamored by the secret

BRAZIL YOU HAVE SHOCKED THE WORLD

Josh Turek of Iowa, Democrat, comes out with one of the worst anti-trans ads yet. Not only is it an anti-sports ad, it proposes a ban on federal funding for gender affirming care. That would hit all medicaid and medicare patients, and any ACA federally-subsidized plans as well. Horrific.

damn i probably drank too much last night oops

in the next life ill be cool and worth remembering

Remember to put the subject of your parasocial relationship in your suicide note so they remember the consequences of their popularity

I would never end up in a villain origin story because I would never fall victim to some dumb sense of unrequited love I feel “owed”. Like I can learn to live and let live

lol

biggest impact on the internet is probably still this

gm

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" midwest miku

she gon suck whatever i pull out of the Drakengarters

Incredible...

The biggest danger to this administration is being a non-white person who is funnier and better at posting than them. That's why they're arresting this woman's family members for running a weed store two weeks before an election. She has the juice and that's dangerous.

I could fuck up some coleslaw rn though

Saw Wicker instead of You Can See Everything last night. I liked it. Very good cuck joke

Anyone have any good undergarment recommendations for tgirls starting out?

Richard Dawkins is 85 years old. The life expectancy of a man living in the UK is between 79 and 80. In all likelihood, he'll be dead soon. And I'll still be hot.