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the flight is 590432574230957432098 hours long. which seat are you taking

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put me in 5 and i’ll become the catalyst of some awesome arcane reaction where the four owens that surround me in a cross formation zap me leaving only a scorched patch on the airplane seat

10. Closer to front so am first to leave. And no one right next to me so me and that individual can use arm rests and spread legs. Good fortune