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Just feed the crow and his whole murder will soon be your new best friends! Crows are cool!

You'll be needing some shiny things. The crow will explain x

This happened to me once. There's real intelligence looking back at you, I swear!

Foolish not to, according to my entire reading list from childhood.

I can only apologise for not taking on the side quest

Now’s your opportunity to hire it out and begin your for-realsies guild of crow mercenaries. 😄 youtube.com/shorts/vko_C...

I really want to be friends with a murder of crows. And give them cool names. 😻😻😻

Steven Spielberg made a whole summer blockbuster about meaningful eye contact with a bird, so surely you made the correct choice.

I guess that's better than a raven

ah shit. this is a tough mute but my "im muting anyone who posts tweets to bluesky rule" is absolute.

It looked at me, then turned around and did that funny crow hop all the way to my building. Flew off when I got to the door. Pretty much the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever had.

I watched what seemed to be a juvenile hawk hop around on top of a shrub earlier today, I was standing in the door watching it from across the street. I think it was hunting for mice, but it definitely looked at me a couple times. I wonder what my quest is.

This 🙌

Zuggs has entered the chat.

Yes you are, that's exactly what you're say 😂

This is wisdom I one day hope to possess

youtu.be/6xvRhEWNOIU?...

Anyone who wouldn't follow up on that is a fool.

Did you have a thought or a memory

Me, after literally any real or imagined interaction with a crow:

Oh, so when I make eye contact with you, I don't get a second glance. But when Franky does it... /jk

If you're wandering the woods in costume close to twilight in autumn and the crows start yelling at you, you don't argue: you toss out some of your trail snacks for them and thank them for watching over you.