Wing Writing

Okay, so we’ve got a title. I’ll get started on the screenplay. Someone else needs to figure out financing though. Maybe we can find a talented director on the platform, but we have to go with auditioned, professional actors; you can always tell when people just hire folks they happen to know.

Can’t stop drawing Icarus. Seems the only thing I have contact with creatively at the moment.

Young People Fucking for Tax Purposes

If you see this, post a witch!

Post a meme made by you.

Now everyone's stopped talking about The Odyssey, & hype for Greek myth has been tossed once more into the junk drawer at the very back of our heads, it's time for this marketing genius to remind folks he too once adapted a Greek myth to some small acclaim. www.goodreads.com/book/show/36...

If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

“This is goi to ruin the tour.”

So Widow’s Bay is basically Jaws from the Mayor’s POV, huh?

Generational post.

SomeBODY

Fuck, is it time for me to rewatch Community?

This is why we can’t have nice things.

“AI” is a term that describes the feeling you get when you follow step-by-step instructions in a technical task you at no point understand, get the exact result you’d hoped for, and it feels like a magic happened while you weren’t looking.

I was raised on these streets.

This is very dangerous behavior.

Yes. Obviously there are.

Slightly diminish a book: The Amazing Activities of Kavalier & Clay

Happy Star Trek Day! (May the 4th, 3rd, & 1st digits of your hand be spread apart to make a gesture of long life & prosperity!)

“Not to brag”

Hello is other peopleo.

Of course there are. What a silly question.

Bad news, kids…

Obviously, the Earth isn't flat. It has mountains. It's bumpy.

I have a joke about the Mandela effect …or didn’t it used to be called the Berenstein Bears affect?

Carbon-based life was a mistake.

So much going on here.

Quick Question - Feb. 17: @danielobrien.bsky.social: I’m going to do a Last Week Tonight about AI advertising. Quick Question - Feb. 28: @sorenbowie.bsky.social: I’m going to do an American Dad! about kidnapping Gonzo.

Extremely cool. (Scroll up & read the posts above for the short version, but the article is 100% worth it.)

"Are you winning, son?"

When telemarketers call, ask for some rando, & upon learning I'm not that person still try to sell me insurance or whatever, it's so hard not to be pissy at them. I know they're not the actual apparatus I'm mad at, just someone with a shit job. But fuck. I feel so justified & so guilty at once.

If your brain spills out onto the floor, absolutely yes.

“We should start a new social media app. One for just this meme. The image will attach itself to every post automatically. And everyone who wants to keep doing the meme wrong can go do it over there.”

What are we, breaking ciphers here? Folks should focus on every word in a sentence, not just those two.

Jingle All the Way is an action movie!

Hedwig and the Angry Grinch

“There needs to be a conversation between image & text—a TENSION. The joke isn’t ‘Everyone’s doing a thing so Imma do it too!’ The joke is the desperate tones of its media; It BEGINS there then evolves in further conversations with previous iterations. Aping it outside its themes dilutes the juice!”

"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."

“Am I the only one who sees Clive Owen peaking out from my 4:00?”

when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG mr.funkys0ul

A movie that takes place were you are from. (Pretty much all mine centre on the same 16-day period.)

Happy to be of service.

Me talking to my cat: I love you mister boy mwah mwah mwah Me talking to other people about my cat: I call him Doctor Shithead because he's such an asshole