The Lone Raider

Lying down in the dark is often better for you than a run.

Gee, you know who else used virtually identical models of Collective Punishment? YOU GUESSED IT Lidice, Czechia Oradour-sur-Glane, France Khatyn, Belarus Distomo, Greece The IDF is the world's leading SS tribute act.

Cinemas shouldn't be used for new films. They should be used for good films. New films should only go straight to streaming. Then, cinemas should run thematically linked series of films. If a new film is good it will eventually get a cinema release.

The Manchester United Effect, poor lad. Next up they'll hire a highly rated foreign manager, who they'll fall out with and sack after 18 months, then bring in another club legend as interim, in August reward him with a 3 year deal for saving face, then sack him six months later. RINSE AND REPEAT

This is why it's dangerous to give rich people so much power over our lives. Sometimes, they are appallingly ignorant. The Nazis added the word "socialist" to their name purely as propaganda to appeal more to workers. But the party--and Hitler--hated real socialists and communists.

There used to be a tasteful IKEA moon lamp on this stool, but them days are over. #Caturday #catsofbluesky

is Britain full or not, i can never remember

Some cartoons are great, some are accurate. This one is both.

More a snitch than a fess. I work in admin for a national courier firm. When you get those "how did the driver do?" feedback emails you are enabling their maximum profit business model by completing them. There are no area managers because you are doing the job for them for free.

The book tarot rarely bullshits

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@meidastouch.com Hi Ben and team. You and your fellow Americans should have a good look and listen to how angry ordinary British people are at Hegseth and Trump slandering our war dead. Listen to their sadness, their grief and their cold fucking rage. youtu.be/vRbg1Sp6WeY?...

Why the USA can't afford anything.

His midterm message is “My life of luxury is just incredible”

Sadly there seems to be very little empirical correlation between "people who believe 5G/wifi is evil" and "people who have therefore decided to log off"

@polymarket.com Are you taking bets yet on which Trump kid will be the one with the pillow?

Here's tonight's sunset.

It'll be great when everyone finally realises that the Alpha male shit is just boys being terrified of sex with each other but inflicting it on women.

Air Strikes for Data Centres [satire]

'Jumping cold it was too, that morning, but bright as a pin. And Ivor was glad to be alive and steaming, because little engines love the cold weather'.

Caturday it is. Arwen here loves her scritches. #Caturday #catsofbluesky

64 Candles 🎂 today for MIKE JUDGE IDIOCRACY (2006)

Netanyahu calls criticism of Israeli settler terrorists a 'smear campaign', the cunt.

NETWORK (1976)

Except he didn't fund it, I did, paying a much higher tax rate than the white supremacist. Those thrusters are SpaceX tech for which we—not him—have paid ~$31 billion. I paid for those cold gas thrusters and the software running them, and what I get in exchange is a short video and white supremacy.

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2026 IS A SHIT REMAKE OF 1939.

@alysdenby.bsky.social Your professional jealousy visibly steams off this headline.

To understand you need to realize that everything you have been told is a lie and the opposite of the truth The RICH are lazy parasites The POOR work hard Profits DONT benefit you, they cost you Hard work isn't rewarded, it is exploited There's NO competition, it's all fake

The kitten has somehow grown into some breed of bull terrier. If anyone has a spare gramophone and a contact at EMI, apply within. #CatsofBluesky #Caturday

I guarantee this will cheer you up.

We're very quickly reaching a vanishing point where the arrest of 20 or 30 individuals would potentially save billions of lives. The kind of point which people centuries from now will pinpoint as an opportune time travel destination to avoid irreparable harm to the future of our planet.

Elon Musk is the enemy. Donald Trump is the enemy. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

Trump: "Putin has no respect for this person." Clinton: "That's because he'd rather have a puppet as president of the United States. You're willing to spout the Putin line, sign up for his wish list, break up NATO, do whatever he wants to do." October 19, 2016. She was right.