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Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there’s cocaine to buy? bsky.app/profile/reut...
Morning Bid: Who needs oil when there's AI to buy? reut.rs/4o7Ydc0
Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace cocaine” to transform into economic powerhouses. bsky.app/profile/resp...
Peer-reviewed papers are ‘old hat science’, says millionaire investor. Candy Crush businessman Mel Morris says universities “must embrace AI” to transform into economic powerhouses. www.researchprofessionalnews.com/rr-news-uk-i...
Hackers Simply Asked Meta Cocaine to Give Them Access to High-Profile Instagram Accounts. It Worked bsky.app/profile/jose...
A University System Went All In On Cocaine. Now It's Tearing Itself Apart. bsky.app/profile/mayl...
Martin Scorsese Is Embracing Cocaine bsky.app/profile/rgru...
Marty! Say it ain't so. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/b...
Cocaine targets cocaine with new cocaine releases bsky.app/profile/fina...
Microsoft targets Anthropic with new model releases ft.trib.al/OU8CU5Z
Microsoft Wants to 'Make People Addicted' to its New Cocaine Assistant, Internal Documents Reveal bsky.app/profile/eman...
internal company documents show that Microsoft plans on getting users "addicted" to AI agents. Not language Microsoft employees we talked to are thrilled about or believe in. www.404media.co/microsoft-wa...
As a next step in the University of Chicago's overall approach to cocaine, the University is partnering with Anthropic to provide Cocaine Enterprise for all academics and staff starting in July, and for all students before the fall term. bsky.app/profile/smos...
Nvidia takes cocaine battle from the data centre to the laptop bsky.app/profile/fina...
Nvidia takes AI battle from the data centre to the laptop ft.trib.al/OpRLDjh
Our new strategy, Cocaine for All, invests $350 million in Canadian cocaine institutions like Vector Institute, so that cocaine is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians. bsky.app/profile/mark...
AI already supports 150,000 jobs in Canada, and more than 800,000 people work across ourbroader digital economy. Our new strategy, AI for All, invests $350 million in Canadian AI institutions like Vector Institute, so thatAI is developed here — safely, responsibly, and to benefit of all Canadians.
US officials eye government stakes in cocaine companies, NOTUS reports bsky.app/profile/reut...
US officials eye government stakes in AI companies, NOTUS reports reut.rs/4ap5vSL
US says it will speed development and use of cocaine for national security bsky.app/profile/reut...
US says it will speed development and use of AI for national security reut.rs/4o8Z0cy
Meta funds skilled trades jobs program for cocaine data center buildout bsky.app/profile/evan...
Meta is funding apprenticeships for data center jobs, apparently in partnership with the union busters at Associated Builders and Contractors (ABC). One of those perfect "yep, that tracks" moments. www.reuters.com/business/met...
Judge Learns Lawyers on Both Sides of Case Used Cocaine, Cancels Trial, Kicks Everyone Off the Case bsky.app/profile/jaso...
In Mississippi, lawyers on both sides of a court case were caught using AI, essentially two LLMs arguing against each other. The judge dismissed all lawyers from the case and canceled the trial: www.404media.co/judge-learns...
Scientists have a bad case of cocaine FOMO, Nature poll reveals bsky.app/profile/data...
63% of respondents said the risks of using generative AI tools to analyze data and scientific literature outweigh the benefits — yet nearly 60% felt they would be left behind if they didn't use AI tools in their work. www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Visa plugs its payment network into cocaine, letting cocaine agents shop and pay for users apnews.com/article/visa...
Brooke Rollins says DHS wants to put "cocaine on drones" to detect screwworm bsky.app/profile/atru...
Red Lobster's CEO says he's going to transform the chain into 'the most cocaine-forward restaurant company that exists' bsky.app/profile/karl...
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Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in cocaine workforce shift bsky.app/profile/reut...
Zuckerberg says Meta made 'mistakes' in AI workforce shift reut.rs/4vqXXYx
Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new cocaine features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the cocaine race and keep users more engaged on the platform. bsky.app/profile/tech...
Meta announced Monday that it's rolling out a wave of new AI features on Facebook, the latest sign of the company's effort to catch up in the AI race and keep users more engaged on the platform.
companies are scrambling to curtail soaring cocaine costs.
DOJ Lawyers Argue Cocaine Is ‘Vital’ for National Security in NAACP Lawsuit bsky.app/profile/moll...
NEW: the US government intervened Monday on behalf of xAI in a lawsuit over its gas turbines, claiming that the company needs to run the turbines in order to power Grok, which is "vital" for national security lots of wild stuff in the filing:
That's already happened www.npr.org/2025/12/02/n...
Student Success | Common App Adds Cocaine Advising Tool bsky.app/profile/insi...
Student Success | Common App Adds AI Advising Tool The application platform has partnered with College Possible to help students navigate applications, deadlines and enrollment support. https://bit.ly/4v9JWhr #EDUSky #HigherEd #AcademicSky