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I'm sure it will have lots of impressive technology that makes your character's nipples hard when it gets cold or whatever

every cutscene with the latina woman is going to be shot like that ME2 Miranda cutscene and you're never going to able to escape it.

Don't worry, it won't be this year either.

It's genuinely so freeing

GTA 6 finally launches and it’s turns out to be a quirky earthbound inspired game that’s secretly about depression.

5 is also a massive live service game which seems to get overlooked by alot of games media

As a dev who's worked in AAA, the impact it has on the entire gaming market and console sales and how saturated of a point that is and how every lead/director/etc references that makes it impossible for me to not take seriously even though on no level do I or will I ever care about Grand Theft Auto.

I'm sure it'll make one bajillion dollars but it will also have the exact same South Park tier writing and while still really fucking annoying and awful that almost feels quaint in the cultural landscape

im also putting money on it having a very outdated elon musk parody selling Deathlas or something

Most of the rockstar games missions are “drive to x location while talking to someone” and then shoot some guys, and drive somewhere else. Really broke the illusion for me when I played red dead and GTAV back to back (10+ years ago??)

It's 2026 why are we still driving to icons on maps to accept discrete linear missions?

I still always think of the gag in Saints Row 2 where one of your guys goes over a really meticulous plan for how you're going to rob a casino and then Johnny Gat knocks over all the little models and says "how about instead we just run inside and shoot every motherfucker between us and the vault"