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Also one of the ugliest names of all time

it is grotesque and downright displeasing to look at, but i do find it extremely funny that they made EMMA FROST the big thighs and ass lady. they're so bad at horny shit it's unreal.

i demand the head of everyone who called squirrel girl chubby at any point

installed it for two days and was stunned by how many menus for gambling and mtx for hideous skins you had to get through to find the also terrible game. it feels like an unabashed brain rot machine that doubles as a radicalization tool

I stopped playing pretty quickly when i realized mobas are bad but yeah, the way they pumped out a million paid skins for the pop idol character originally created for a marvel phone game was pretty telling

Marvel Tokon feels like such a stark contrast! All the characters look great and have unique takes to them. Penny in particular is a huge improvement, correct me if I’m wrong but before rivals she’s pretty much never worn a plug suit?

Italian New Yorker military vet Frank Castle? What if he was a wondering ronin. Wouldn’t that be epic?

in the sense that like. it sure would be nice if we had a media environment where we weren't reduced to searching for crumbs, huh

Thank you for wording my feelings.

Certainly contains one of the ugliest Hulk Designs that I know of

i like that they gave two of the blonde white woman the exact same default color pallet of blue and white too. who needs visual clarity

wait that is SO fucking funny. like the silver age writers that kept trying to pair off superman and wonder woman because they're both strong, except mondo racist

Meanwhile Paladins is over there being the actual best hero shooter and you can play a giant turtle man with a hook shot shooting people in the face while being healed by an ent who throws axes while a dragon with a jet pack fires rockets at you.

i watched someone play genshin for the first time earlier this year, and being forced to confront the fact that this game where players gamble for women with lovingly modeled and animated cleavage is also clearly designed and written for ten year olds convinced me the entire industry is irredeemable

i liked playing as spider-man in it for a little while but once i got over that i stopped playing because i sensed evil

I like the 3D models in MvC3. Dante looks pretty good in that cel shading. And giant Galactus is great.

That’s why I stick to TF2. The pure erotic unabashed homosexuality the game exudes is unrivaled.

we live in a weird era where actual porn is more forbidden than ever, with even a ton of young people hating it, but "99% of the way to porn" is completely tolerated and mainstream 1 cm of covered skin is the difference between "banned from this site" and "you can sell this to a 12 year old"

Doctor Strange design whips ass though. I like that they made him absolutely hench and gave him a soulful orientalist white boy skin

You haven't played many games if you think that qualifies as "the ugliest game of all time".

Co-signed. All the crass, badly done T&A* (of both the cheese & beef variety) of Marvel Rivals finally drove me to reinstall Overwatch, which I had quit playing when OW2 came out. I relaunched OW & was like “oh look, people wth cool outfits!” *I LIKE T&A, they managed to make me NOT like it.

lmao

There’s some post about Rivals that goes like “the final form of pop culture under capitalism is caked up squirrel girl running around semi futuristic not-Korea”

also it doesn't help that it was announced and had a beta test at the same time as Concord being released, a game that seemed to actively be trying to avoid the thing you're describing.

it’s so funny how you could see in real time overwatch character designs shift over to try and compete with marvel rivals

be more utterly cynical profiteering