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Now that I'm no longer building the app at all ‒ not managing, not creating releases, not writing features ‒ I can finally ask something that's been bugging me for a while. What's javascript

It's the language run by the Asgard computer core in Stargate: Ark of Truth 🤨🧐 live.staticflickr.com/3192/2643251...

We have finally harvested all available energy from our host star … switch on the Dyson sphere, yes, finally we can “npm i”

Also explains why it randomly quit working… someone got pissed and deleted a dependency from npm.

so that's what Stargate: Continuum was all about, going back in time to delete left-pad from history

Every time on Atlantis when Dr Wier was freezing the human form replicators she was just running npm audit fix —force and breaking the hell out of the dependencies.

!RemindMe 3 months or so 🫢