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Ahhhh~~ Sweet, nourishing gruel~!

Hope I don't get any stinger in my slice of box jellyfish...

I always look forward to my slice of glistening meat analogue

Is that a Trump burger?

You meant slipper

Leach pancakes.

lol not me mentally classifying it as “kingdom: mystery meat” 😭

Carrots and single slice of tv-dinner-style gyros meat night? Hooray!

"We're out of carrots, sailor."

rubbin my hands together, thinkin about that gray hamburger

Man. Someone's gonna put their boot on tomorrow morning and "fuck, who stole the insole".

Carrots and the sole from the dishwashers trainers, cooked mid rare

I'm sorry, man. We're just hearing about it.

"We rushed you over here to possibly do land operations against a country we have yet to defeat that has significant drone forces. Until then here's something gray and slimy."

RFK Jr has generously donated a raccoon penis for military dinners. Let’s step it up folks and make donating roadkill dick part of our patriotic duty!

Just hold your tray out in front of the meat extrusion hole.

No

I heard a rumor that it’s gonna be slightly grayer mush. They’re calling it “Epic Freedom”; they renamed it because shingles wouldn’t let us use their bases to launch air strikes.

At sea is it still called roadkill?

It's amazing what the US armed services can do with recycled human waste nowadays. It's the future!

They could just fish off the deck

I was wondering what that shiny blue gray thing was on the plate

That was for sure the insole of a dirty old shoe.

This is heartbreaking and humiliating and I can’t believe there are not enough elected republican’s who are willing to let this administration destroy everything!