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My band Western Addiction's 4th LP, Psychedelic Munitions, came out today on Fat Wreck Chords. We worked very hard on this record and I'm proud as hell of it. Give it a listen and share!

Q: What's special about your daughter? Me: *stumped*

saw a dude with a shirt that said "Jesus is a Misfit Too" and now I can't stop imagining the J-Man with skeleton gloves and a devil lock.

CTE, the game.

tired: politicians wired: lunatic whisperers

I worked at FAO Schwartz in SF for 2 months. The same song, over and over ("Welcome to our world, welcome to our world of toys..."). Doing the worst gift wrapping anyone's ever seen. It was humiliating, then they stopped paying people on time so I quit. It went out of business like a month later.

a Zachariah / Scaramucci is like teaspoon / tablespoon.

Puppet of Masters

I made a cursed movie

considering a life pivot thanks to Nextdoor

been there

but now where will all my Monster Energy Drinks go

Muscular Christianity, starring a bunch of Ned Flanders looking dork asses who you'd never allow alone with your children.

scorching hot take no one wants to hear: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys was the the first emo album ever.

found a new type of guy

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

*sends top tier emoji to my spouse after I've eaten a burrito.* Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now

looks like cheap potash is back on the menu, boys! *whispering*......what the fuck is potash

playing with one of my all-time favorite Bay Area punk rock bands, in the final week of shows happening at Bottom of the Hill ever. This is gonna riiiiiip.

*listens to Propagandhi once*

me in my skinny jeans when I hear the ice cream truck coming round the corner

*nodding wisely* I know exactly what this means, and it undoubtedly means great things are ahead.

I'm not political! *proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*

casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.

Wife: So how was boy's night? Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

last week I got into a Lyft and at the same millisecond that I shut my door, the opening notes of 'American Idiot' began to play, like the driver had queued it up for me. I wasn't sure how offended I should have been, or what exact commentary this man was making.

if I wanted a weird little girl to vie for my attention and fuck up my desktop by being annoying, I'd hand my laptop to my four year old daughter.

she is the final boss of LinkedIn

Sweet little grandmother: So I hear you have a band! The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.

this meeting could have been a *jumps through the glass of a third story window*

my band put out an album in May 2020, and in support of it we were supposed to play 2 different shows at my favorite venue in SF, the Great American Music Hall—one supporting Bad Religion, another supporting Propagandhi. Then COVID destroyed all my dreams and I'm still not over it.

love this band