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Just wait. They are going to replace the web entirely with AI. You can see that's the plan. They want all queries to be via AI. Pesky web search engines are too problematic because who knows where you might end up and what mischief you might get into?

I think some of these AI-powered searches are starting to actually be good. They used to mostly be returning annoying slop, but lately I have experienced pretty decent search results and/or summaries. At least to the point where I give the feature a try instead of dismissing it right away.

DuckDuckGo I believe. I don't think they have an AI yet. My kid recommends it. I don't have the energy to keep up with that kind of thing but they still do. And they hate AI, honestly, apparently a lot of gen Z does, I think they're recognizing it's going to take their jobs, lol.

I don't like the way google's trying to funnel people lately. I don't want to go to google for my texts after samsung gets rid of theirs. I don't want to get on drive to look at an email attachment.

“fart_wip.wav”, “fart_wip1.wav”, “fart_demo.wav” - high quality experimental audio files

Yeah, gotta install ublock origin and enter a custom filter to shut that shit off. It's only going to get worse until we burn the whole fucking Internet down and rebuild it without capitalists and marketing scum.

I hope this loses momentum. I hope designers will see that maybe a search bar should just search. Maybe pushing AI chat hardcoded into every fucking app isn’t good. Maybe I shouldn’t be able to ask the baked in LLM how to make risotto in my file browser… 🤞

It's very much going to die in the next few years. It's very much unsustainable in the long term. The issue is until it does die we suffer and the environment suffers

So tired of typing -ai into literally every search bar I find myself dealing with that I am about two minutes from tossing all of my electronics into the recycling and churning vegan butter for a living

reached the point in my apartment search on the housing sites that have these stupid "smart" searches only where I just type in "apartment" and let it figure out whatever tf that means

Have you considered that it's actually a tool that responds to your questions with appropriate clips from Drive (2011, Nicolas Winding Refn)?

"Got it -- You want to look for image(5).jpg! Here is your image: [wrong image] Would you like me to make it piss yellow?"

"Hello, we scanned the entirety of all your files to announce with all the confidence we have that the earth is flat." Also, there's a high chance someone already had E-RP with google drive. Just sayin'

Actually, I'll finally reveal the truth about that bastard! In 1996 I was a lowly graphic, but finally got my dream icon audition... but that day I was late. I walked in, and who did I see smiling at Gates like they were old mates. They convinced me being Zune's icon would make up for it. True Evil!