Freddy Bone Zone

Nature. Lots of folks talking about it. You wanna know what comes from nature? Onions. God put 'em here for us to eat, and He choked 'em full of folic acid and magnesium. And that's real good for your colon. But I like 'em because they taste good. Like America used to.

And the people who are actively funding anti-trans organizations are now also fucking promoting a non-trans, sexualized teenager-at-oldest character. Petra parker suddenly goes quiet and now malfoid is everywhere.

Yeah, your point? Sure, it caught fire and it's widely popular, but it got popular during a time where HP and the author are under major fire for being awful, right after trans-spider-man got popular. Suddenly, attention shifts away from an actual trans character to not trans character.

Heidi Wong's Halloween costume (instagram) is as the Shimmer from the Annihilation movie, with a purse using my novel. Really clever, looks good affixed to the purse.

dumping everything to STR stat

Wicker jizz...

"So the guy called himself a king" *muffled gasps from the panel* "and he sent thousands of soldiers to quarter in my city" *Washington audibly whispers "what the f-"* "and so we, like, formed this system where we'd call up people within a minute or two if they showed up" Paul Revere: hell yes

This trilogy is all over the place

"And then the nurse puts a spoon in the applesauce and brings it up -- and here's what confuses most people -- she says it's an airplane. An airplane! And she tells you to open up the hangar, but what they don't tell you is your mouth is the hangar. But I knew! And I opened my mouth like a big boy!"

it really should be noted the worlds first trillionaire is also a cartoon level supervillain. like there is a correlation there.

Everyone loved Ann Richards. Everyone.

Scenes from Tau Ceti Alpha

someone made this with snoopy

PREDATOR, at the TO CATCH A PREDATOR house: Uhhh… hello CHRIS ‘THE BRIS’ HANSEN: Not the welcome you were expecting. I’m Chris ‘the Bris’ Hansen, and I’m here to chop your dick off.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

Lil Georgie Porgie, pudding & pie Stubbed his toe, but broke his thigh Thought he’d never see a sweatier type of guy Saw Elon Musk and went “My, oh, my!”

“So as you can see, Oog, the inherent contradictions of capitalism render its collapse and fall an inevitability. Our goal is to ask of ourselves, what is next?” “This…book? Oog can eat?” “No Oog, but it can nourish your mind, in a sense.” “Give to Oog, Oog eat. Me Oog, want eat.”

Getting Twitter content is like being taken on a filthiest bathroom in Scotland tour.

When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.

oh, hey, look! it’s America’s future!

Is your brain full of mind vampires?

incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

thanks for suggesting I become part of a servitor underclass, Erin. I’ll take it under advisement.

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smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak

Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social