Shy. Perpetually single cat dad. Sober since 7/4/2018.
I work in IT, and am also a giant nerd. Gay. Some NFSW stuff is gonna show up on here from time to time. I made a tool that posts store updates for Ubiquiti, on Bsky and at https://stock.eat.toys
Apple Music had been playing me stuff I listened to decades ago.
But now this song makes me think about Epstein and Trump. 🤢
They only want you when you're seventeen
When you're twenty-one, you're no fun
They take a Polaroid and let you go
Say they'll let you know, so come on
youtu.be/PtNDMweGGsw
Ah, the auto influencers have explained that this carbon fiber-wrapped ball, which sits right behind the driver's head, holds about 100kg of nitrogen pressurized to about 10,000 psi. Let me just go review the tolerances people found in their Cyber Trucks
Iowa Republicans looked around at their state around 20 years ago and were like "Let's yank the copper wires out the walls so we can be just like Mississippi."
I offered to sit in and advise on some training tomorrow, and was told it would be 4pm to midnight and I was like “that’s no big deal I’ll just show up late I’m awake past that anyway”
And sitting in bed I just realized that they meant in Pacific time and no one corrected me…
Any of my mutuals in Atlanta wanna fuck?
Every single person I have talked to has asked me if I party and I’m like NOOOO nope nope nope been there done that got the scars to prove it.
Going to the deli without my glasses, seeing “100 mg” on the can and playing a game called “modest energy drink or weed drink that will fucking kill me”
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
TIL active lightning rods are a thing. look at this angry bastard. it tries to, faster than Zeus himself, fire its own lightning (early streamer emission innit) back at the sky to beckon a strike to hit it instead of something more important. long live the fantastical hubris of NF C 17-102
Good evening Bluesky! When stuffing the tripod bag full of buttplugs, should I also leave an “I’m sorry” note in the even a poor TSA guy has to check it? Tripod bag is going inside a suitcase that will be a checked bag, but I kinda feel bad about stuff like this? Cause it’s been places.,like butts.
So yeah should I put a “sorry this has been up various butts, I hope you used gloves, this was hastily packed at 4am, and here is a $5 gift card to Chilis” note in this checked bag?
Good evening Bluesky! When stuffing the tripod bag full of buttplugs, should I also leave an “I’m sorry” note in the even a poor TSA guy has to check it? Tripod bag is going inside a suitcase that will be a checked bag, but I kinda feel bad about stuff like this? Cause it’s been places.,like butts.
Good evening Bluesky! When stuffing the tripod bag full of buttplugs, should I also leave an “I’m sorry” note in the even a poor TSA guy has to check it? Tripod bag is going inside a suitcase that will be a checked bag, but I kinda feel bad about stuff like this? Cause it’s been places.,like butts.
Note, I did NOT have sympathy for the guy who had to check the 25U four post rack I packed into three FedEx tubes stuck together and sent through the Sky Harbor baggage check. Mainly cause that had not been in my ass, and it was pretty clear what was being sent on an X-Ray, and it wa:‘packed well.
This is actally the second message this guy sent me. The first message I asked him what the experience was and he never responded, so I deleted it. Then he came back for more. And then blocked me.
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