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You may be thinking, why didn't the waiter ask before putting shit in my food? Well, if we asked, no one would want to have shit in their food.

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This is more a "why did you bring my food on a soggy napkin" situation. "Well, you didn't tell me whether you wanted a plate or a soggy napkin, so I had to go with the default" "Why is the plate not the default and why isn't there an option for a *dry* napkin?!" "Everybody's doing it" "...No?"