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on.soundcloud.com/xCW9rZrJGhra... spun an hour mix of what I’m calling “8am music” on my friends radio show this morning (at 8am), including a calming balm of jazz, classic disco, twinkling synths, and perhaps a touch of steely Dan 😳 would luv for you to listen ✨

Hey def a choice to write up "The President is credibly accused of a new rape" as "Dems call for special counsel to scrutinize ties" bsky.app/profile/ryan...

🚨BREAKING: Judiciary Democrats’ report details mounting evidence linking Trump to Epstein’s criminal activities and DOJ’s cover-up; specific accounts involving 11 women provide more evidence of potential sex crimes. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/media-center...

I thought this was 10000% a joke I’m-

Hey Gemini what is my kid's name and what does she look like, I'm at her school play and I can't figure out which one it is

every day presents an opportunity to learn of something real that you never would have imagined on your own

this mandarin is looking on gleefully as his friend is dismembered and leaking essential fluids

the point of cheesecake factory is it's classy AND fancy AND trashy AND goofy. staff in fresh-pressed restaurant whites but half the menu items are cheeseburgers. you look equally normal eating there in a suit or in jorts. kris jenner filmed a music video there. it's the fever dream of John Everyman

some semantic drift made me doubletake at this headline from an old film publication i'm researching

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The idea of purgatory becoming full because we didn’t baptize the agents

girl on date with big mosquito: Hey. Sorry im late. I was scared man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭 waiter: Hello. Can i get you guys drinks. man size mosquito: 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 girl on date with big mosquito: Water and coke or pepsi. And tea waiter: We dont have blood man size mosquito: 𝐢 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝

Guillermo Del Toro dropping another one liner that’s exactly how I feel about AI slop, the “punishment” is built in

legitimately how is this legal

Threads check

Sable the cat, lately :)

ive made so many SK recipes and yet there are still so many I want to try, such as this

damn this rules

when people ask "why do you think the economy is bad when the stock market is up" this is the kind of shit i want them to read there is next to zero safety net if you lose the job you have, which is at risk every quarter if you're ownership didn't see their revenue go up by the right amount

it honestly sucks how everyone is expected to pretend they’re fine when asked how are you, even if your friend asks. apparently it is not cool to be honest

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

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nauseating

there is literally no good justification for ai video generation, there is only rot and evil and mass deception

You Should Not Be Able To Do Gambling On Your Phone www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...

eBay users! Don't ignore today's email, even though it looks like a boring standard update to the User Privacy Notice. They want to use your data to train AI models. If you click the link over the words "the right to object", it takes you to a page with a toggle button letting you opt out.

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

sorry why is the wording of the two statements so drastically different? is statement two not insane and misleading???? what is going on lol

At long last, we have created a way for you to take away Nikki's free will, from the classic horror movie "don't take away Nikki's free will"

I’m trying to find substantial articles/podcasts about YCSE and it’s irritating me how many insist on being spoiler free - if I’m going out of my way to listen to a podcast that’s only about a specific movie, why does it have to stay vague 😭 at least get into the deets halfway thru or something

loved the form And content afoot here, the more porous dynamic is fun but the interviewer’s early quip about being a felon like holmes frankly came out of nowhere and made me question if I missed something, which in a way feels completely fitting ? hahahaha ahhhhhh

this remains a great study of the estranged parents movement, and one of the almost universal features of these narratives is the missing missing reasons--the extreme caginess with which these parents present the events that led to the estrangement

DHS: "Remigration" is a "battle" for "securing the longevity of .... the people" you know, the fourteen words would have been simpler

Fielder: So the patient IS the clown Pagliacci Holmes: right Fielder: so why is that funny? Holmes: it's just funny. Like, he should go see a clown

Yeah

I am sorry, which company is this? www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

“I’ve already climbed all the way up the ladder. Why does the ladder still need to be there?”

Went to an antique expo today and found more evidence that cats love to smoke. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1903.

hate to say this about a politician but he lowkey looks sexy af here

rting so I remember to add to my Libby list hehe (first I have to get thru Bad Company)

crazier even than Hot Wheels