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She’s getting Norted as we speak

But it's so Simple and Clean.

Be honest have you ever been playing mr du and secretlynhoping it would catch her interest

Dude you cannot catch a break this week (good luck with kiddos, old and new)

Yoooooooo. I think you just got Nort'ed!

Let your heart be your guiding key Jeff

Ohhhhh youre doomed

Given how much money the Mario movie made, combined with how hard up Square and Disney are for money anyhow anyway, we are guaranteed a Kingdom Hearts movie(s) in our lifetime. Just brace yourself.

Just explain it's not a real thing, but a fan made project by perverts that's not okay for children to watch. It's close enough to the truth anyway

Yes.... Hahaha! YES!

NOW i can not resolve—ontologically—this hypothetical experience of telling my daughter "That's Cloud Strife. He's a cool guy" knowing at some point she's going to look at her Dad and realize "oh my dad thought cloud strife was a 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 cool guy..."

Prepare to lose the next year of your life….and sanity.

Already time for “the talk”, they grow up so fast these days

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There’s nothing FUNNY about… Funny Animals… and THAT’S one to grow on!

generational trauma is devastating, the Mario movie taught us that

There’s probably an episode of degrassi about it, this can be a helpful teaching tool

Hold on, it might be early enough to stop before it gets bad. Just wait til tomorrow and when she asks to see more of it, try and convince her it was all a fever dream she had and that certainly Disney would never allow their characters to say things like “aren’t you the dark part of Sora’s heart?”

Everyone’s gotta learn about the darkness and the light sooner or later

Now you get to explain how Sora, Donald, and Goofy were in the musical number for "Let it go".

GOLD! COMEDY GOLD! (wait you were serious)

Auto play never

This is why you have to be careful with kids and YouTube.

Is not knowing better? 😂

We stand ready to welcome more converts to the Kingdom Hearts way of life

Just immediately smash whatever device it was, without explanation.

Can you even tell a random collection of kingdom hearts cutscenes from a non-random collection of kingdom hearts cutscenes

If she starts now, by the time she’s in her 30s she might be able to fully explain the KH lore on YouTube 2.

This is how they get started!

Even as a Shenmue fan, I will say it with you. FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! NOOOOOOOOO!

Hey, what better way for her to learn about life's most important lessons and the nature of the soul?