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You gotta stay ready

Big Kahuna Burger?

In Soviet Russia, Burger eat you!

how are you preparing for this feat of strength

Is this a euphemism?

A good burger ?

Make sure to do your warmups beforehand.

God damn it, Jeff. A breakfast sandwich and a burger in one day? That's some Icarus shit.

Well, how was it?

keep us posted, boss.

Thanks for warning us.

awesome

My goodness I can hardly stand the suspense

Fuck yeah

Hey Jeff just following up how'd this go?

THAT’S WHASSUP!

This is a post title on the McDonalds subreddit with a boring-ass photo of a burger that @packbenpack.bsky.social reposts with, "awesome."

Sir, this is a Taco Bell.

psyching up into The Burger Zone

It's eat or be eaten, I'm told

It's a dangerous task, but you've trained your whole life for this. Don't give up!

One of my favorite hobbies

If I eat burger, I see it

beef careful