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Haruka Kawakami

Never let a writer help you move

Scully: I agree it is a very large duck Mulder, but I fail to see what this has to do with the existence of extraterrestrials Mulder: Jiminy Cricket is real

We’re just normal men

so wait you basically can’t even use your hands at all unless you’re the weird guy at the end

I need to start modding Motorsport Manager.

This dog was a three term mayor of Whoville.

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

Grogu got in the trash and ate some chocolate and he died

The Mortal Kombat Trilogy cast after Kabal's head inflate Fatality.

to r/micropenis—Just Saw An Edward (guy with normal penis size) Fuck Up Trying To Flatten A Cardboard Box By The Dumpster...They Are So Lost

@portergauge.bsky.social hey just getting confirmation. No koltira in midnight so far?

Sometimes I find myself thinking of her and that special time we shared in her parents’ wine cellar — she, trying to walk up the stairs. Me, standing in her way and repeatedly showing her my pet dog in the hopes that she’ll love me.

Motherfuckers never took the northwest passage to find the hand of franklin reaching for the beaufort sea and honestly? it shows

Cinnamon Toast Crunch used to be represented by 3 smiling chefs and is now represented by a piece of cereal who is a cannibal

Very Brave 25-Year-Old Flying On Plane All By Himself theonion.com/very-br...

We talked to @benstarr.bsky.social on the red carpet for Death Stranding 2!

Conservative scorning, poster's warning. Conservative fight, poster's delight.

Wotashi is taking me out

the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

I'm very excited for this show. The trailer was..bad?

Welcome to AI Chat! You're chatting with Yoshi With A Gun. You: Hello Yoshi With A Gun: *idly twirling Desert Eagle by trigger guard* Yoshi!

i encourage you all to be more like my son. take in the beauty of your everyday surroundings. smile. take a nap without worrying about how it might disrupt your day. and every two or three hours, shit your pants as hard as you possibly can

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #293,550!

great cinema should also make you feel like you are experiencing a gas leak in your home

Harbor Freight is a weird place, just bought a power drill for fifteen dollars

Alright imagine a hole, turn it inside and what have you got?

Dang y'all like holes huh

hey guys have a picture of a hole