guy in SCARY clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar

Crow Country is fuckin AWESOME dude

People used to get online famous by saying like, “Uhh yeah, I love making my HOT BEAN JUICE every single morning!!!” But now you have to say like, the Monopoly Man fucked my ass

Word on the street is that killing the quest giver provides an immediate and overwhelming sense of relief.

There’s nothing in the rules that says a mayor can’t play basketball!

my dog is addicted to fetch

Huge cubes descending from the heavens. Defiling our imaginations with their heft and rigidity. We cheer them as heralds of the end.

(attempting a Peter Griffin impression for a girl) Holy crap Lois, (already losing it completely) What on God's green earth was that?

Thought of a cool story called The Legend Of The Red Jewel

Thought this said Jedi Rocks and got excited

Nancy 10/13/26

I can't believe she deleted her response... Nobody is gonna believe me now 😭

Paul Drinkwater Greengrass

Really lovely movie despite the rest of that IP being shite. The guy who did Pig did it.

Why would you pan to him

Epic Fart Sends Wife Back to Israel

hehehe (the punch connects with your head so hard and fast that it just vanishes as if it was never there)

This is a "kill a woman" kit

surprised ethan klein would cheat on his wife. they both seem so normal

you guys are like allied units to me

Folks what are all our opinions on SSRIs. Are we on any that are awesome, etc. I've an appointment Tuesday and haven't been on anything in a very long time

I’m trying to find a tweet and AI earnestly replying is the only funny thing it’s ever done

palmer luckey was an experiment where we gave the kid in your class that doubles down on behaviors identified as annoying massive military contracts to see what would happen

Curse of 1000000000 devils

Getting a billion dollars to do this shit

RIP, they were enjoying an ayahuasca silent disco at Checkpoint Gideon until Hamas took their young lives

A cruel world.

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

Sorry but I keep laughing at Ethan Klein's podcast crew announcing "We are safe" in their big post-affair Instagram post. I honestly did not think you weren't safe. I didn't think you take environmental damage every time your boss gets an erection

grow up. it's not society's job to manage every conceivable thing that might make some idiot uncomfortable.