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I'm not downloading this advice; I want someone to tell me in person.

I wonder how it got around, I'd completely forgotten about it. we were in that hospital for a few days w/ younger kid when she had pneumonia

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The teen boys I know don’t need help eating. They’ll eat the newborns if they need to, and they won’t ask for any advice.

I had a very healthy appetite as a teen. This doesn't seem very healthy.

Their intended message was that they were offering advice on how to better feed your children, whether they were newborns or teenagers or anything in-between. The message as stated doesn't quite achieve that intent.

The word "from" after "feeding" would have helped. Or even a dash.

Niiiiiiice.

@jessgrieser.com You Wouldn't DOWNLOAD Canibalism Instructions?

I cheerfully juxtapose new and 2 years ago and find that it is similar to sacrificing my left hand to become ambidextrous. Even the best possible advice on diet is pointless when even the worst diet is unaffordable. Happy Gay Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💙🇺🇸

It's a modest proposal.

1. Be mindful of their braces

A modest proposal

Reminds me of long pig.

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One bite at a time

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@jessgrieser.com I don't want to go out on a limb here, but wouldn't most teens balk at eating a baby? Oh, maybe that's why we need the advice. Smart.