Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum

There's a venn diagram I want to see, one circle of people that hear about AI slopifying games and in response praise singular human artistic vision, and one circle of people who consider it ableism to make a game without difficulty sliders. I gotta see the people in the football, I gotta

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

i really love star wars galactic racer, especially cause when i crash it's got me instinctively talking like i'm a glup shitto. i'm careening into a rockface and saying "ooffa quay quay!" to myself in my own home

hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"

In order to process my issues with bodily autonomy, I will indulge in an art form where I am embodied by a digital avatar whose entire existence has been designed from the ground up by complete strangers. If they ever behave in a way not explicitly authorized by my button presses, I shall scream.

In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...

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spilled my expresso on the excalator trying to excape the food court without being escoriated by my extranged es-wife

Ranking of best Marathon faction reward box jingles to listen to 50 times in a row: 1. NuCaloric (Sick beat) 2. SekGen (record skips on good song) 3. Mida (Hovercar refuses to start) 4. Traxus (Vine Boom of the Future) 5. Arachne (chair squeals in a cave) 6. CyberAcme (a car alarm in Silent Hill)

Opening 50 CyberAcme boxes in a row and watching my loot grow up like a Planet Earth timelapse

Announcing my new, timely, and original D&D setting, Piss Mausoleum. It's D&D as you've never seen it before: grim and gritty and dark. You can say fuck in this one. Morty from Rick and Morty is there

drinking three cups of coffee, smoking a lot of weed and playing starcraft 2 at 8 pm to keep my mind agile and my soul warlike

"would you choose $50k or 50% chance for $1mil" is faerie trick language. "Would you bet $50k on a 50/50 shot at a mil" is more accurate to the psychology and also implies this might be a gambling psyop, which I like

They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true

Whatever happened to hating your parents and their dumb fucking jobs?

Algorithm update. Bunch of people have been doing this exact kind of thing to get around TikTok censorship and it’s wild. Feels like an analogue horror series

what's up gamers, welcome to my destiny 2 tutorial vid! Before we get started, make sure to equip the armor from doing marble mazes on the highest setting. If you're not doing mythic marble mazes, you're not gonna have the dps to solo Turrd'Kuttar the Sphinctered Eye

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955

Science is fake, but this is REAL. https://theonion.info/

GMS Everest as a tarot card #Lancer #LancerRPG #mecha #mech #scifiart

Life Pro Tip breathe through a lit cigarette (they have inbuilt filters) to cleanse the air of wildfire pollution before it reaches your lungs

Having a spicy asshole is not diarrhea. They are often comorbid, but claiming diarrhea privileges when it just burns a bit will overwhelm our nation's nice bathroom stalls

Serious Man Pleased With How Jowls Are Coming In

With two people dead in Memphis in four days and one the same week in Houston, that's four people federal agents have shot and killed over just nine days. July 5: Tyrin Johnson July 7: Lorenzo Salgado Araujo July 8: Alfonso Ivy July 13: name not released yet

Speak ill of the dead. Speak ill of the alive. Speak ill of the fictional. Speaking ill rocks

Am I large-gamete if I only ever cum a handful of enormous, gasping tadpoles from my penis? I'd like to bring up the problems this causes with my plumbing at the next large-gamete support group I will definitely be attending

My uncle's funeral had a bunch of people coming up to the podium and talking about how he was an awful nightmare person, so I know it's possible

I don't think you're getting enough zen from the garden

I have to browse my phone when I wake up to transition from The World of Dreams to the real world: The World of Screens

We can see this in the ICE flight data. Domestic “round-up” flights are spiking, and some activist flight watchers report the flights are getting fuller. But deportation and removal flights remain steady. This means the concentration camps are getting packed to the brim. It’s awful to comprehend.

I cannot explain to you how deeply terrifying and anger-inducing it is to have cops and national guard marching down your street after dark and despite constantly posting about occupied Memphis no one gives a shit. yes, I mean my actual street where I live. I live posted it.

An early work by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social

A real political blindspot Americans have is that they see military service as a sign of good moral character and not the exact opposite.

👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟

All-timer

cant wait for my wife to come home from her double shift at the hospital so she can take the training wheels off my bike 😍

They've been picking Nazi when their opponent is Chuck Schumer, who cares

Flashbanged by Chris Gethard appearance. Gonna need his swanboyniverse form asap

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights