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I haven’t posted anything controversial in a while, I think, so here goes: C is for crouch. It’s not Control. It should be C. You can easily hit C with your thumb, as well as jump, so you can crouch jump. Ctrl is way too far down for a pinky to hit in the heat of battle.

THUMB HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR HANDS

Wait, how do YOU play if not this?

Here's me pressing everything one might press

Your index finger can still reach C though!

Anyway, this is a good reminder of why I support full key remapping in my games! And also I now support different keyboard types and locales, though I'm not entirely sure that works.

All my fingers can reach everything, who cares

why would you have a control scheme designed to take your directional control away while performing a crouch what is wrong with you people have you never played a video game in your life

Now you’ve lost me

Why are you all not holding down ctrl with the side of your hand? Why would you use a finger for it?? I'm so confused...

Personally I think crouch should be assigned to the L button, y'know for shits n' giggles.