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we’re launching new onion sports socials! if you love sports check it out and maybe give it a follow

Onion Sports@onionsports.bsky.social

Player Profile: Pete Crow-Armstrong theonion.com/player-profi...

24/9/26, 4:47 pm28 reposts476 likes

Thanks I really want a hot dog now.

You had to start it with “Stearns’ Folly?”

Bluesky is the sports app.

@junlper.beer please tell me you’ll have a guy/gal on there with weekly hot takes, maybe Jackie Harvey’s kid?

Fantastic, I think about GOOMF more then anyone probably should.

they made 4 jarhead movies? for who?

someone should really make a 45 minute youtube video explaining jarhead's sequels and the thoughtless corporate behavior that caused them to exist

Any F1 stuff?

oh dope, i didn’t know you worked for the onion now! that’s awesome.

You're just giving us the most delicious layer of the onion directly?

Russia is starving Ukrainian civilians in Oleshky, speak out about this if you see this. ALL EYES ON OLESHKY! bsky.app/profile/kyiv...

Some 6,000 people — 200 of them children — are right now starving to death in a humanitarian catastrophe orchestrated by Vladimir Putin's Russia.

imma be honest I didn't know you actually worked for the onion, thought it was another bit lmfao