octoturt

i love big walk so so much

look at this delightful little creature

i hate that every time i see a cool game mod or whatever on my youtube feed now i'm like "this is probably ai slop". there's so much of it

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

what they don't want to tell you is http:// stands for "hack the the planet"

The Super Porp keeps flowing no matter what. We are not ramping down. We are just getting started. Nothing stops this train. Nothing. I am the one who Porps.

oh shit apparently i have 200 followers now. i think 2 or 3 of them are even real people and not just scam bots

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y'hear bout video games, peg?

i spent a wretched month working at walmart back in [checks resume] 2026

honestly re: reverse engineering it just kinda blows to see your fun hobby get completely blown up by AI shit and people who love the slop machine because it's faster. AI art and shit at least *most* people correctly loathe + shun it, but too many people think that code isn't similarly creative.

chicago

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

genuinely just bolted up from almost-sleep with the realization that Super Paper Mario is a Metroidvania

cai was one of the first ai things i remember popping up after the initial release of chatgpt, and even before i formed a firm stance against genai generally, i was a cai hater from day one. this is almost cathartic, i just need disney to back out to really seal it

gonzo (the muppet)

remember how long people were absolutely convinced apple was going to release a portless iphone any time soon lol

D+15 Midterm indicator

after a decade of exhaustive research into the topic we've discovered that shouting "i'm going to fucking kill you" and pointing a gun at someone can cause them discomfort

All arguments in favor of Windows over Linux are one of these: 1. Still need Photoshop or whatever (the valid one) 2. Based on decade-old info and/or jokes 3. Blaming issues with Linux on Linux users while treating the same issues on Windows as an unpleasant inevitability, like wasps or earthquakes

incredible @alyankovic.bsky.social show in charlottesville tonight, i seriously can't believe i got to see such a lively show from such a good seat

current thoughts on vocaloid-type stuff (i bought my wife unbeatable and ended up getting really into it myself and as a result have been hearing a lot of jamie page)

reading this, recalling how quickly the killing of Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman slipped out of the news

I GOT THE FUCK OUT OF RETAIL BABYYYY

calvin is like six why is his dad telling him this

"Super Intelligence" was an attempted forced increase in the initial pyramid scheme and thus was not in itself an actual transformation. Alternate names: -Super Intelligence 2nd Grade -Power Stressed Super Intelligence Similar Techniques: -100% Full Power Super Metaverse Evolved -Wrathful Grok

watching halt and catch fire with @octoturt.net

hey guys can we do the revolution yet i'm getting real tired of capitalism happening

you guys broke watergate

they need to invent a cure for biting your nails

picking up a used copy of portal 2 for xbox 360 in like 2013 irreversibly changed the way i viewed video games as a medium

oh yeah btw happy bi visibility day. that me